Skin, be nice to me :)

*** Bangun paaaagi...

       gosok gigiiii...

       CUCI MUKA...

       pakai bajuuuu ***

Saya bukanlah seorang yg rajin cuci muka...ala yg cuci muka guna facial cleanser ke gel segala mak nenek tu..
Dolu2 masa kecik, suka tgk mak saya punya dressing table..
penuh dgn alat2 mekap..botol2 losyen etc.. (at that time she used Clinic Clinique)
Suka tgk dia tenyeh2 muka dia dgn facial cotton.... saya jadi tukang buang cotton2 tu

Bila dah besar, teringin nak buat mcm tu tapi takde beran...
hehehehe..
Paling koman pun saya guna facial wash je.. tu pun mcm chipsmore.
Kalu rajin je pakai, padahal menda alah tu just within reach je dlm toilet tu pun.
Rasa2nya the very first facial wash yg saya pakai, mak saya yg belikan (sbb time tu dia tgh try product tu.. brand Murad)
Hahahahaha....pakcik Murad mana la pulak ni?? Belasah je lah..
Masa tu time matrik kot..

~oooo....international brand gitu..hehehe...dh colourful dah botol dia, time saya pakai dulu black and white je warna tema Murad nih~

Bila masuk U, tgk member satu bilik angkut pencuci muka satu bakul masuk bilik mandi
Saya pun gatai la pi beli jugak pencuci muka.. (masa ni I said bye2 to Murad oredi...tak tahan bila member nmpk mesti komen..aikkk Murad mana ni???) hahahaha ;p
In the end, mcm bese jugak pencuci muka yg saya beli tu jadi bahan pameran jer..hohohoho!!
Sebenarnya malas.... dan tak reti nak tonyoh2 semua tu kat muka.. cleanser la, toner la, moisturizer la..
Nasib baik la muka saya tak kronik sgt..setakat gunung berapi lite2 je kalu dah dekat nak masuk bulan tuh!

Kalau tak silap, facial wash yg saya pernah try was Loreal...
Pehtu tgk kawan beli Neutrogena, saya pun gedik2 nak try jugak...
So pakai la Neutrogena...kejap beli yg jenis foam, kejap beli yg jenis gel...
Ikut suka hati mak bapak je ko!
Tapi time tu tak berani nak cuba toner moisturizer semua tuh...
Walopun kalu gi Watson, rajin gak dok belek2..hati kata nak cuba tapi tangan tak tergamak nak amik, mesti gi letak balik

Lepas setia agak lama dgn Neutrogena, tetiba saya terasa high nak beli product Bodyshop lak..
Ouuhhh.....seb baik ai beli facial wash sajork..takde maknanya nak pakai yg berset2 tuh... macam la ai ada duit berkepuk2 pon!
So saya pun start la pakai product dia yg Vitamin C tu...
Sebab saya tak la pakai everyday, bila teringat je baru pakai, so result dia saya rasa OK la,
asalkan tak jadi teruk muka ku ini...
tapi saya suka smell dia..very soft orangy smell...pastu ada small2 beads, blh tenyeh2 kat hidung...
tapi takkan kuarnya segala black head tu hah..degil yer!!!

 Kalau ada sikiiit rajin lagi, saya guna facial scrub brand St Ives tu...yg apricot tu..
Haaa yg tu best...saya suka saya suka...
Selain saya gi scrub kat muka, saya telah meng-upkan fungsinya dgn meng-scrub satu badan..
muaaaahahahahaha...hasilnya personally saya rasa kulit adalah menjadi lembut hokeh!!
Fefeeling sehalus kulit bayi gituh...

 Dulu2 rajin jugak pakai facial mask St Ives yg avocado ke amenda ntah, lite green colour.
tu comot sket la, nak kena sapu satu muka...
Saya dok mencari lagi satu jenis facial mask dia yg peel tu je, yg guna cucumber..tu tak la leceh sgt...bila dah dry blh terus peel...tapi dah lama tak nmpk jenis tu...

And saya pun pernah berkira2 nak try product SKII yg mahal berdo'oh tu...the treatment essence
Sebab mak saya dok tgh pakai yg tu skrg ni (apsal dia ni suka suki tukar2 brand ek?? hahahaha)
Tapi sebab dia mak datin, tak pe la khennn....
Ai golongan marhaen jah...
Jadi saya berjaya menepis godaan sk11 itu...selamat duit saya yg memang tinggal nyawa2 ikan je ni.

Lepas tu adik saya yg anak dara tu (sapa mau masuk meminang sila angkat tangan!) pun saya tengok meriah je dressing tablenya.. hahahahahhaa...
memang blh saing dgn maknya lah
suka gi bilik dia dan test itu ini...kui3x

Anyway, smlm masa jln2 kat KP... tetiba ternampak la kat satu isle... product nih

Ekceli....dah countless time saya dok lalu kat any kedai.. ada je nmpk SRG ni...tapi mek pandang sebelah mata pun tidak... kenapa ek??
Lagi2 ada muka RCW pulak...hehehehe sebab rasa mcm mokcik2 nyer product gitu..
Tetapi...
kenapakah semalam mek telah terpandang lalu tergegeh membelinya????!
Kenapaaaa???? Kenapaaaa????
sebab ada logo halal...hehehehe

Lepas dah beli set tu, baru laaaa gugel tgk review dia mcmana..
org sblm beli la kena review, ni dah beli baru nak review!! u tell me why??
So anyway, so far reviews yg saya jumpa mostly melegakan hati jugak la..
Jadi pagi tadi, saya telah berjaya (hoh yeh!) for the very first time mencuci dan menepek muka ini dgn cleansernya, tonernya, serumnya dan jugak moisturizernya..
hahahahahahhahahaaaa.......rasa sungguh oh dewasa dan penuh kewanitaan..
perrghhhhhhh!!!!
Harap2 kulit muka saya maintan cun tak akan terkejut dgn perubahan drastik ini..ecehhhh...

Saya try reasoning to myself...umur dah masuk 3 series...
Kulit muka tak penah nak jaga..kang kedut2 tompok...tak syiokkk la..
Kita nak nampak cantik depan suami (owwohhh.....bestnya ayat) **kan babah?**
So kena la start jaga kecantikan kaaannn.... hehehehehehe
Sebab badan ai ni cikeding, takde maknanya nak dress to kill
Lagipun Babah dah sound, tak leh pakai ketat2, nampak body shape.... baik boss

Tapikan, kenapa semua beauty product kena amik artist sebagai duta ke, or amik org yg memang dah sah2 cantik, kulit putih bak snow white.
I know la it's a marketing strategy, bila tgk benda cantik..org suka.
But wouldn't it be much better kalau amik org biasa, pastu bg pakai product mereka then wallahhhh show the difference..
Confirm pembeli/consumer lagi confident nak try...

Kalau setakat beauty product ni saya ok lagi...cuma tak berapa suka tgk yg iklan byk2 kat majalah wanita pasal tonik la, perapat2 la, jus itu ini, minyak ajaib segala bagai yg blh treat SEMUA jenis penyakit..
It's a big NO for me..
Org lain ada pendapat masing2..
Cuma kalau blh, jgn cepat percaya dgn pil2 magic, gadget2 ajaib yg claim mujarab utk sembuhkan itu ini..
yg claim tak payah makan, sapu aje pun dah cukup..
yg guna kuasa electromagnet ke haper benda ntah
yg penuh dgn testimoni yg ada kala kita pun doubtful "ye ke ni?"
yg sampai taknak dan suka hati stop medications sebab percaya dgn benda2 ni semua..
lepas tu end up dtg ke emergency dgn symptoms of heart failure, kidney failure and what-not-failure lah.
Siapa yg rugi???
mereka dan keluarga mereka jugaaa....
Eh apsal dah melencong emo2 lak ni???
hahahahahahhaa
**but it's the truth you see..org Melayu, sila sedarrrrrr**

Errr...ada sapa2 nak amik saya jadi duta produk kah???
Ngeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

p/s: adakah saya suda tergolong dlm kategori makcik2 sbb pakai SRG ini?? mueehehehehehe

Pruritus Caladium

Ketika selesai lunch, sambil2 membelek paper kepunyaan tokeh kedai, tetiba.......

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Ini mcm pun blh jadi iklan?

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~Power mcm minyak dhob? Kesan 3x lipat?~

(tak paham sebenarnya mcmana kekuasaan 3x lipat tu! huhuhu)

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Pastu ada gambar hero & heroin-heroinnya....bahagia gittewwwww.....

 Siap ada dialog usik mengusik lagi....

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Pak Ngah mampu, anda mampuuuuuuu????

Pak Ngah (68 thn) :
 Biar kurang beras, jgn kurang tonik..(eceh peribahasa baru!). Tonik ni lelaki punya selera darling. Kalau dari dulu ada Tonik tenaga batin mcm ni, 4 dah bini abang. (ouhhhh u naughty pak ngah!)

Bini no.1 :
Dah takdir, buat apa nak sedih. suami sayang dgn mak ngah. Dia mampu menambah. Mak ngah            dapat cucu, dapat madu.. redha je lah.. Mak ngah nak payung emas... (alhamdulillah mak ngah yerrr)

Bini no.2 :
Sayang...makan sekadar perlu je tonik tu...!! risau saya abang kahwin lagi...(oh pak ngah, mak cik ani dah warning tuhhh)

**pak ngah siap bg no tepon tu.... klassssssssss ko pak ngah...jgn marah ye pak ngah, mak ngah dan makcik Ani.........semoga berbahagia la hendaknya**

Nota kaki:
-dah takde cara lain ke nak iklan produk?
-perlu ke nk buat iklan mcm ni?
-produk ni dh di check kkm ke??
-kenapa kat paper sokmo ada iklan seangkatan dgnnya???
-kenapa org kita suka suki sgt iklan mcm ni?
-kenapa ada org blh pulak nk try benda2 mcm ni?
-pak ngah oh pak ngah...muncung mu sedepa......

**Pruritus caladium----> itchy2 yam-----> miang2 keladi**  voleh????

Zodanga vs Helium

Ketika masa tidak begitu mencemburui hamba....maka ini lah hasilnya..hohohoho

Tars Tarkas's first meeting with Captain John Carter...
TT: Jeddak.
JC:  Jeddak?
TT:  Tars Tarkas.
JC: Tars... Tarkas.....Captain John Carter. Virginia.
TT: Vor... ginya.
JC:  No. My name is John Carter, I'm from Virginia.
TT: Virginia.


TT to JC: You are ugly, but you are beautiful. And you fight like a Thark!

Jedah Thoris: Will you fight for Jarsoom??


Ok tu je nak rambling...hohoho...I quite enjoyed the movie...cuma last2 part tu takleh nak concentrate sgt sebab sebelum tu minum air byk sgt, tank dah full giler.....kui3x.

The She-He Confusion

Once upon a time....
there was this one errrr.....XX? XY?  huuurmmmm....'person'
Who was born as an XX but grew up or should I say changed herself into an XY (not sure about the surgery part..wallahu a'lam)
(for the record, if she remains a 'she' and not a 'he'.... she would be an adorable little lady i tell ya!! huhuhu)

Ok lets continue with the story...
So She grew up trying ever so hard to make herself and the people around her to believe that She is a He...
Did all the typical yet compulsory stuffs just to make sure She appears as a He
Cut 'his' hair short, dressed like a man, smoked, did a little piercing here and there, had a few rounds of flirting here and there with the girls, played the boyfriend part here and there as well.

Years gone by and She still eager to be a He.
Found a job in the heart of KL.
Saw 'his' pictures with a girl before (read: 'his' girlfriend) and then after some time remained single.
Latest scoop, 'he' is currently with a new girl (read: 'his' wife pulak dah..naik pangkat)
Guys might find 'his' new girlfriend/wifey 'hot sizzling mee oh-la-la' complete with daring saliva-drooling-outfit.
But I find it quite errrrr.....unacceptable **geleng kepala**

Pic source: zazzle.com

They have their own clan....same species... the wannabe she-he group.
Would partying out loud, zouk sana zouk sini, karok here and there, clubbing jugaaa...
Costume party is like a must for them....
God knows whatever drinks they posted on fb while partying like crayzehhh...
**maybe teh O ais or coke- bersangka baik**
Dressing wise, kalah omputih...
Posing wise, masya Allah.... **sedih tgk**

Nowadays this so called 'couple' keep on posting pics of a bb girl.
Whom they claimed to be theirs.....tak tahu la program anak angkat mana pulak...
So now 'he' is the daddy and the real she is the mommy.

The point is.....
I feel sorry for them....
I pray that one day, Allah will shed them light and give them guidance to the right path.
I pity the baby..what will become of her in the future????
Semoga Allah memeliharanya....huhuhuhu.

A Handy Notepad

How many of us likes to scribble on their hands, especially the palm?
I used to scrawl a lot!
Back when I was doing my housemanship.
Not that I was too lazy to write on a piece of paper or notebook, but it was rather quick and easy! Plus I always misplace/ accidentally threw those papers away...
Yes it was kinda messy but it helped me a lot especially for a quick reminder of to-do's, extension numbers, patient's RN, bed numbers etc.
Memang habis cunnnn lah tattoo kat tangan time tu..hehehe
Tak cukup kat tapak tangan, belah atas tangan pun jadi notepad (but that was not me lah who did that).
Come to think of it, I have managed to play a small part in conserving the papers, by sacrificing my palm as a handy gadget.
Vaaahhhh.....shabash to me! 
Hehehehehe...

 Back in high school, I had a friend whom whenever she writes, her other hand (especially her thumb and index finger) would follow along the 'writing trail'.

In the end those fingers would be smudge in ink (masa sekolah menengah kan dah start pakai pen).

And sometimes when she rubbed her nose, it would inevitably turned blue/black (depends on the ink colourhehe).

I wonder if she still does it......

U ols ada conteng2 tangan???