c.i.n.t.a.h.a.t.i

Semoga Aiman & Humaira menjadi anak2 yg soleh dan solehah, sentiasa dilindungi Allah dan berjaya di dunia dan akhirat... i love u both...mmmuaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Skin, be nice to me :)

*** Bangun paaaagi...

       gosok gigiiii...

       CUCI MUKA...

       pakai bajuuuu ***

Saya bukanlah seorang yg rajin cuci muka...ala yg cuci muka guna facial cleanser ke gel segala mak nenek tu..
Dolu2 masa kecik, suka tgk mak saya punya dressing table..
penuh dgn alat2 mekap..botol2 losyen etc.. (at that time she used Clinic Clinique)
Suka tgk dia tenyeh2 muka dia dgn facial cotton.... saya jadi tukang buang cotton2 tu

Bila dah besar, teringin nak buat mcm tu tapi takde beran...
hehehehe..
Paling koman pun saya guna facial wash je.. tu pun mcm chipsmore.
Kalu rajin je pakai, padahal menda alah tu just within reach je dlm toilet tu pun.
Rasa2nya the very first facial wash yg saya pakai, mak saya yg belikan (sbb time tu dia tgh try product tu.. brand Murad)
Hahahahaha....pakcik Murad mana la pulak ni?? Belasah je lah..
Masa tu time matrik kot..

~oooo....international brand gitu..hehehe...dh colourful dah botol dia, time saya pakai dulu black and white je warna tema Murad nih~

Bila masuk U, tgk member satu bilik angkut pencuci muka satu bakul masuk bilik mandi
Saya pun gatai la pi beli jugak pencuci muka.. (masa ni I said bye2 to Murad oredi...tak tahan bila member nmpk mesti komen..aikkk Murad mana ni???) hahahaha ;p
In the end, mcm bese jugak pencuci muka yg saya beli tu jadi bahan pameran jer..hohohoho!!
Sebenarnya malas.... dan tak reti nak tonyoh2 semua tu kat muka.. cleanser la, toner la, moisturizer la..
Nasib baik la muka saya tak kronik sgt..setakat gunung berapi lite2 je kalu dah dekat nak masuk bulan tuh!

Kalau tak silap, facial wash yg saya pernah try was Loreal...
Pehtu tgk kawan beli Neutrogena, saya pun gedik2 nak try jugak...
So pakai la Neutrogena...kejap beli yg jenis foam, kejap beli yg jenis gel...
Ikut suka hati mak bapak je ko!
Tapi time tu tak berani nak cuba toner moisturizer semua tuh...
Walopun kalu gi Watson, rajin gak dok belek2..hati kata nak cuba tapi tangan tak tergamak nak amik, mesti gi letak balik

Lepas setia agak lama dgn Neutrogena, tetiba saya terasa high nak beli product Bodyshop lak..
Ouuhhh.....seb baik ai beli facial wash sajork..takde maknanya nak pakai yg berset2 tuh... macam la ai ada duit berkepuk2 pon!
So saya pun start la pakai product dia yg Vitamin C tu...
Sebab saya tak la pakai everyday, bila teringat je baru pakai, so result dia saya rasa OK la,
asalkan tak jadi teruk muka ku ini...
tapi saya suka smell dia..very soft orangy smell...pastu ada small2 beads, blh tenyeh2 kat hidung...
tapi takkan kuarnya segala black head tu hah..degil yer!!!

 Kalau ada sikiiit rajin lagi, saya guna facial scrub brand St Ives tu...yg apricot tu..
Haaa yg tu best...saya suka saya suka...
Selain saya gi scrub kat muka, saya telah meng-upkan fungsinya dgn meng-scrub satu badan..
muaaaahahahahaha...hasilnya personally saya rasa kulit adalah menjadi lembut hokeh!!
Fefeeling sehalus kulit bayi gituh...

 Dulu2 rajin jugak pakai facial mask St Ives yg avocado ke amenda ntah, lite green colour.
tu comot sket la, nak kena sapu satu muka...
Saya dok mencari lagi satu jenis facial mask dia yg peel tu je, yg guna cucumber..tu tak la leceh sgt...bila dah dry blh terus peel...tapi dah lama tak nmpk jenis tu...

And saya pun pernah berkira2 nak try product SKII yg mahal berdo'oh tu...the treatment essence
Sebab mak saya dok tgh pakai yg tu skrg ni (apsal dia ni suka suki tukar2 brand ek?? hahahaha)
Tapi sebab dia mak datin, tak pe la khennn....
Ai golongan marhaen jah...
Jadi saya berjaya menepis godaan sk11 itu...selamat duit saya yg memang tinggal nyawa2 ikan je ni.

Lepas tu adik saya yg anak dara tu (sapa mau masuk meminang sila angkat tangan!) pun saya tengok meriah je dressing tablenya.. hahahahahhaa...
memang blh saing dgn maknya lah
suka gi bilik dia dan test itu ini...kui3x

Anyway, smlm masa jln2 kat KP... tetiba ternampak la kat satu isle... product nih

Ekceli....dah countless time saya dok lalu kat any kedai.. ada je nmpk SRG ni...tapi mek pandang sebelah mata pun tidak... kenapa ek??
Lagi2 ada muka RCW pulak...hehehehe sebab rasa mcm mokcik2 nyer product gitu..
Tetapi...
kenapakah semalam mek telah terpandang lalu tergegeh membelinya????!
Kenapaaaa???? Kenapaaaa????
sebab ada logo halal...hehehehe

Lepas dah beli set tu, baru laaaa gugel tgk review dia mcmana..
org sblm beli la kena review, ni dah beli baru nak review!! u tell me why??
So anyway, so far reviews yg saya jumpa mostly melegakan hati jugak la..
Jadi pagi tadi, saya telah berjaya (hoh yeh!) for the very first time mencuci dan menepek muka ini dgn cleansernya, tonernya, serumnya dan jugak moisturizernya..
hahahahahahhahahaaaa.......rasa sungguh oh dewasa dan penuh kewanitaan..
perrghhhhhhh!!!!
Harap2 kulit muka saya maintan cun tak akan terkejut dgn perubahan drastik ini..ecehhhh...

Saya try reasoning to myself...umur dah masuk 3 series...
Kulit muka tak penah nak jaga..kang kedut2 tompok...tak syiokkk la..
Kita nak nampak cantik depan suami (owwohhh.....bestnya ayat) **kan babah?**
So kena la start jaga kecantikan kaaannn.... hehehehehehe
Sebab badan ai ni cikeding, takde maknanya nak dress to kill
Lagipun Babah dah sound, tak leh pakai ketat2, nampak body shape.... baik boss

Tapikan, kenapa semua beauty product kena amik artist sebagai duta ke, or amik org yg memang dah sah2 cantik, kulit putih bak snow white.
I know la it's a marketing strategy, bila tgk benda cantik..org suka.
But wouldn't it be much better kalau amik org biasa, pastu bg pakai product mereka then wallahhhh show the difference..
Confirm pembeli/consumer lagi confident nak try...

Kalau setakat beauty product ni saya ok lagi...cuma tak berapa suka tgk yg iklan byk2 kat majalah wanita pasal tonik la, perapat2 la, jus itu ini, minyak ajaib segala bagai yg blh treat SEMUA jenis penyakit..
It's a big NO for me..
Org lain ada pendapat masing2..
Cuma kalau blh, jgn cepat percaya dgn pil2 magic, gadget2 ajaib yg claim mujarab utk sembuhkan itu ini..
yg claim tak payah makan, sapu aje pun dah cukup..
yg guna kuasa electromagnet ke haper benda ntah
yg penuh dgn testimoni yg ada kala kita pun doubtful "ye ke ni?"
yg sampai taknak dan suka hati stop medications sebab percaya dgn benda2 ni semua..
lepas tu end up dtg ke emergency dgn symptoms of heart failure, kidney failure and what-not-failure lah.
Siapa yg rugi???
mereka dan keluarga mereka jugaaa....
Eh apsal dah melencong emo2 lak ni???
hahahahahahhaa
**but it's the truth you see..org Melayu, sila sedarrrrrr**

Errr...ada sapa2 nak amik saya jadi duta produk kah???
Ngeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

p/s: adakah saya suda tergolong dlm kategori makcik2 sbb pakai SRG ini?? mueehehehehehe

Pruritus Caladium

Ketika selesai lunch, sambil2 membelek paper kepunyaan tokeh kedai, tetiba.......

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Ini mcm pun blh jadi iklan?

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~Power mcm minyak dhob? Kesan 3x lipat?~

(tak paham sebenarnya mcmana kekuasaan 3x lipat tu! huhuhu)

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Pastu ada gambar hero & heroin-heroinnya....bahagia gittewwwww.....

 Siap ada dialog usik mengusik lagi....

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Pak Ngah mampu, anda mampuuuuuuu????

Pak Ngah (68 thn) :
 Biar kurang beras, jgn kurang tonik..(eceh peribahasa baru!). Tonik ni lelaki punya selera darling. Kalau dari dulu ada Tonik tenaga batin mcm ni, 4 dah bini abang. (ouhhhh u naughty pak ngah!)

Bini no.1 :
Dah takdir, buat apa nak sedih. suami sayang dgn mak ngah. Dia mampu menambah. Mak ngah            dapat cucu, dapat madu.. redha je lah.. Mak ngah nak payung emas... (alhamdulillah mak ngah yerrr)

Bini no.2 :
Sayang...makan sekadar perlu je tonik tu...!! risau saya abang kahwin lagi...(oh pak ngah, mak cik ani dah warning tuhhh)

**pak ngah siap bg no tepon tu.... klassssssssss ko pak ngah...jgn marah ye pak ngah, mak ngah dan makcik Ani.........semoga berbahagia la hendaknya**

Nota kaki:
-dah takde cara lain ke nak iklan produk?
-perlu ke nk buat iklan mcm ni?
-produk ni dh di check kkm ke??
-kenapa kat paper sokmo ada iklan seangkatan dgnnya???
-kenapa org kita suka suki sgt iklan mcm ni?
-kenapa ada org blh pulak nk try benda2 mcm ni?
-pak ngah oh pak ngah...muncung mu sedepa......

**Pruritus caladium----> itchy2 yam-----> miang2 keladi**  voleh????

Zodanga vs Helium

Ketika masa tidak begitu mencemburui hamba....maka ini lah hasilnya..hohohoho

Tars Tarkas's first meeting with Captain John Carter...
TT: Jeddak.
JC:  Jeddak?
TT:  Tars Tarkas.
JC: Tars... Tarkas.....Captain John Carter. Virginia.
TT: Vor... ginya.
JC:  No. My name is John Carter, I'm from Virginia.
TT: Virginia.


TT to JC: You are ugly, but you are beautiful. And you fight like a Thark!

Jedah Thoris: Will you fight for Jarsoom??


Ok tu je nak rambling...hohoho...I quite enjoyed the movie...cuma last2 part tu takleh nak concentrate sgt sebab sebelum tu minum air byk sgt, tank dah full giler.....kui3x.

The She-He Confusion

Once upon a time....
there was this one errrr.....XX? XY?  huuurmmmm....'person'
Who was born as an XX but grew up or should I say changed herself into an XY (not sure about the surgery part..wallahu a'lam)
(for the record, if she remains a 'she' and not a 'he'.... she would be an adorable little lady i tell ya!! huhuhu)

Ok lets continue with the story...
So She grew up trying ever so hard to make herself and the people around her to believe that She is a He...
Did all the typical yet compulsory stuffs just to make sure She appears as a He
Cut 'his' hair short, dressed like a man, smoked, did a little piercing here and there, had a few rounds of flirting here and there with the girls, played the boyfriend part here and there as well.

Years gone by and She still eager to be a He.
Found a job in the heart of KL.
Saw 'his' pictures with a girl before (read: 'his' girlfriend) and then after some time remained single.
Latest scoop, 'he' is currently with a new girl (read: 'his' wife pulak dah..naik pangkat)
Guys might find 'his' new girlfriend/wifey 'hot sizzling mee oh-la-la' complete with daring saliva-drooling-outfit.
But I find it quite errrrr.....unacceptable **geleng kepala**

Pic source: zazzle.com

They have their own clan....same species... the wannabe she-he group.
Would partying out loud, zouk sana zouk sini, karok here and there, clubbing jugaaa...
Costume party is like a must for them....
God knows whatever drinks they posted on fb while partying like crayzehhh...
**maybe teh O ais or coke- bersangka baik**
Dressing wise, kalah omputih...
Posing wise, masya Allah.... **sedih tgk**

Nowadays this so called 'couple' keep on posting pics of a bb girl.
Whom they claimed to be theirs.....tak tahu la program anak angkat mana pulak...
So now 'he' is the daddy and the real she is the mommy.

The point is.....
I feel sorry for them....
I pray that one day, Allah will shed them light and give them guidance to the right path.
I pity the baby..what will become of her in the future????
Semoga Allah memeliharanya....huhuhuhu.

A Handy Notepad

How many of us likes to scribble on their hands, especially the palm?
I used to scrawl a lot!
Back when I was doing my housemanship.
Not that I was too lazy to write on a piece of paper or notebook, but it was rather quick and easy! Plus I always misplace/ accidentally threw those papers away...
Yes it was kinda messy but it helped me a lot especially for a quick reminder of to-do's, extension numbers, patient's RN, bed numbers etc.
Memang habis cunnnn lah tattoo kat tangan time tu..hehehe
Tak cukup kat tapak tangan, belah atas tangan pun jadi notepad (but that was not me lah who did that).
Come to think of it, I have managed to play a small part in conserving the papers, by sacrificing my palm as a handy gadget.
Vaaahhhh.....shabash to me! 
Hehehehehe...

 Back in high school, I had a friend whom whenever she writes, her other hand (especially her thumb and index finger) would follow along the 'writing trail'.

In the end those fingers would be smudge in ink (masa sekolah menengah kan dah start pakai pen).

And sometimes when she rubbed her nose, it would inevitably turned blue/black (depends on the ink colourhehe).

I wonder if she still does it......

U ols ada conteng2 tangan???

A wet Friday the 13th

Oh hujan lagi.... sudah 3 hari berturut2..non stop...
ada parts in Ktn yg dah banjir...

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Curhat di hari Jumaat:

Saya geram sebab.....

-ada org 'cerdik' park kereta dlm porch kat tadika..patut 3-4 kereta blh muat, tapi sebab u brader dah conquer the whole lot, org lain tak blh nak masuk.
encik, i tau la kete u besar...susah ke nak manouver power steering u supaya kete besar u tu blh ke tepi sedikit, supaya org lain yg kereta kicik nak hantar anak time hujan2 ni pun blh masuk kereta dlm porch tu.
jadi dapatlah kita bersama2 tidak basah, dan anak2 pun tak kena hujan...COMPRENDE?
kalau setakat main jenguk2 je tapi action nak alih kete nan hado....how??? jgn la selfish brader..please be considerate to other parents as well!

Saya geram lagi sebab.....
-lepas tu pegi kat satu tempat lagi, kete kicik lak parking sesedap rasa....block pathway. kereta lain tak blh nak lalu..
adik kicik, u tak blh kena air hujan kah mcm witch kat dlm citer Shrek 3??
org lain basah kena hujan kool je....
Nasib baik ai dpt voucher buku 1malaysia... sejuk sket hati...lalalalalala

conclusion:
the size of a car does not correlates with the number of neurons in the brain...ngaaahahahaha
sel2 otak tak berhubung kekdahnya..sekian!

Bila mentaliti org Malaysia nak berubah lebih baik???
**yawwwnnnnnnnnn**

Friday Prayer

I am scrolling down my fb wall.
nampak perempuan2 je yg rajin hapdet.
yg jantz2 x dop..
bagus la...
pi masjid, dengar khutbah...solat jumaat.
alhamdulillah....

tapi kesian kat adik2 cleaner 3-4 ketul nih..
last week termiss solat jumaat
terlepak kat satu bilik
siap ternasyid lagu exist
Tak terpelik sgt
sebab dh byk kali tgk situasi mcm tu
Org lelaki yg dah cukup umur, TERmiss solat jumaat (dgn sengaja tanpa rasa bersalah)

Dolu2 kalu gi KLCC, sementara tunggu boifren gi smayang..
time dok melangut tu...berduyon-duyon kaum XY yg beragama Islam bersuka ria dlm KLCC makan2, jalan2, lepak2 hisap2 rokok, dating2..

Mungkin mereka tgh bermusafir?
Mungkin mereka ni muka je mcm melayu tp sbnrnya bukan beragama islam (geng2 rojak non muslim)?
Mungkin mereka tak cukup lagi 3 kali berturut2 ponteng solat jumaat?
Mungkin mereka belum cukup umur??? -->impossible!
Atau mungkin mereka tengah datang bulan??
ngeeehehehehehehehehe...
Wallahu'alam..

Berbalik kpd adik2 cleaner ni
Saya rasa terpanggil (eceh...) utk menegur mereka
Bukannya apa..rasa mcm bersalah lak kalu buat senyap je. Dok gitu?

So saya pun round2 kat bilik belakang
apa alasan nak ketuk bilik ek?
TAkkan nak main redah je kot?

Ok la... meh kita try

"tok tok tok..." (ketuk pintu)
ada budak intai ikut blind
Pintu pun terbukak...
ada 4 org semuanya.. sorang tgh baring2 atas lantai, sorang tgh makan, sorang kat kerusi, sorang lg bukak pintu.
Kot ada yg nyorok blkg pintu, wa tatau la pulak.

"sorry ye dik, nak check bilik je..dengar mcm ada suara..ingatkan ada staff baru. sebab sblm ni rasanya takde org"

**Seme muka tak de perasaan**

"eh U all tak pergi semayang jumaat ke? dah masuk waktu kan?"

**tak de respon, seme buat muka kayu**

"ke u all org yg sama tak pergi smayang jumaat jugak last week? (budak yg tgh mkn mcm angguk2 kepala sambil suap nasik dgn best tanpa henti).
sorry ye dik, bukan nak menyibuk, cuma nak tegur je ni. sebab last week ada yg tak pergi solat, siap buat bising2 lagi. ni pun tak pergi solat jugak. kalau blh pergi semayang jumaat ye"

**respon nan hado jugak, tak de ckp apa pun. tutup pintu**

ish ish ish..... hopefully ada yg terasa malu la...
bukan malu kat saya tapi malu kat yang Satu tu...
Saya pun malu...
huhuhuhuhu...... :(



p/s: takde gaya nak gi solat pun budak2 tu...still berkabung dalam bilik.

~tentang D.o.B.i~

Sekarang ni musim hujan di Kuantan..
ada masa tu sampai 3-4 hari hujan non stop.
Kdg2 tu baju2 kitorg tersidai kat ampaian berhari2, baru nak kering.Tu pun sejuk2 je rasa baju tu…lembab ke apo eh?

Jadi dgn rasa sukahati terpaksa, saya pun menghantar la beberapa kali baju2 busuk masham kotor tu ke laundry depaaaan umah nun.

Memang la memudahkan dan menjimatkan masa. Kurang 3 house chores nak kena buat; basuh, sidai dan lipat.

Kisah I:

First time dolu2, pernah hantar cuci toto.

Skali nak collect, pekerja dia tercari2 nombor resit tu, tak jumpa.

Ekceli, saya nmpk je toto tu ada atas rak.

So saya ckp la, yg toto hijau tu saya punya.

Tapi pekerja dia ni degil tidak bersetuju dgn statement saya.

dia ckp taaaak, yg tulis kat resit tu tak sama mcm resit saya. Nama org lain.

Huk oloh.. then I said, eh saya rasa mmg saya punya toto ni…awak salah letak resit kot.

“bukan ni kak…saya tau, ni org lain punya. Haritu ada org lain htr warna hijo jugak”

Ok fine, awak cuba call customer yg kat resit tu, tanya dia toto dia kaler apa.

Tet tet tet tet, ”ni dari dobi tuuuuuut….ada htr toto nak cuci…. Kaler hijau ke?...coklat?...oooo…ok..tak, tanya aje”

Dlm hati: hah kan aku dah kata tu toto aku, tak percaya kaaaannnn

“ok la kak, akak blh amik dulu yg ni..”

Eeiiii….ada bunyi tak percaya jugak tu….tak pe tak pe…”kan saya dah kata, ni toto saya..awak tak nak dengar”

Kisah II

Htr 2 load baju2 ke Laundry yg sama jugak (dah tuuu…dekat, convenient..layan je lah).

Babah aiman yg turun nk collect. Lamaaa tu dia dtg balik, “eh pi la turun, dia x jumpa baju”

“ishhhh…apa cer ni”

Load pertama berjaya saya jumpa setelah meng’kelebek’ semua bungkusan baju yg ada kat rak situ, sambil memberi sepatah dua kata kpd pekerja tu.

Saya mmg dah hot dah sebab skali lagi, resit tu nama org lain.

Maka saya pun sound la kat pekerja dia…sebab 2x kena mcm ni. Asyik tertukar resit.

Second load berpeluh jugak la cari. Go come go come tak jumpa2 jugak.

Aduuhhh dlm hati ada panassss!

“cuba awak tgk kat dlm machine ni..kot2 tgh basuh ke.. tgh dry kan ke”

“tak de kak. dlm tu baju org lain”

Budak ni, pegi check pun tak, confident je ckp tak de.

“mcmana awak buat kerja ni? Kalau bj saya hilang mcmana?”

“tak apa la kak, kalau ada org terambil..biasanya dia pulangkan”

“amboiii senang nya awak ckp, tu kalau org tu baik..dia nak la pulangkan.. dpt org yg tak baik? Lepas tu kalau baju saya tu mahal2…hah mcmana? Senang betul awak ckp ye”

**senyap**

Last tu saya berdiri dekat dgn dryer, “cuba awak tgk dlm ni ada tak bj saya”

Minah tu pun pergi la bukak…jeng jeng jeng… ada pun bj!!

“oohh..belum siap lagi kak”

Eeeeiii…baru terkulat2 depan ai…

“nanti dah siap saya kol akak”

Cehhh..dah la tak ckp sori!

Ptg tu jugak tetiba dpt msg ni “ bj madam dah siap”

terus ai jadi madam! perli kah??

so petang tu babah aiman pegi amek. Ai tak rela nk tgk muka org tu hokeh..

Kisah III

Smlm baru tersedar, Suar jeans saya dgn suar jeans baru babah Aiman hilaaaaannnnggggggg!!!

Arrghh tensionnya…

I am sure I sent in to the laundry sebab mmg x basuh kat umah.

Smlm pi tanya laundry tu, dia kata tak de pun jeans.

Aku laaaa……..

Takkan hilang mcm tu je kot. Dah la jeans tu je yg best di pakai sebab pinggang dia ngam2..x yah nak pakai2 belt dah…

Uwaaaaaaaaaa…… sedih mak!!

Seri Pacific Kuale Lumpor...amboooiiiiii

2 weeks ago, babah aiman had to attend a workshop in KL.
Yeayyy....dapat pulak stay kat seri pacific hotel...previously known as the Pan Pacific Hotel.
alaaa...yg depan The Mall tu... (nama dolu2 Yaohan)
Zaman2 student dulu, rajin menapak gi situ..perghhhhh gagah betul kaki ini melangkah dari Titiwangsa ke Chow Kit ke Jln TAR dan etc!
Kat hotel tu jugak la, ai ngan hasben ai stay satu mlm lps wedding reception kitorg.
Hahahahahahaha...layaaaannn!

~Peace y'all~

So Aiman was excited to go to the hotel.
Reason: Naik main swimming pool.
Gegeh I packed his swimming suit ngan goggle ngan floaters..
Disebabkan hari Ahad tu, ada course kat sini, so we all bertolak ke KL pun dah petang.
Singgah Gombak dulu hantar Reena, lepas tu dpt invi gi umah sebelah yg kebetulan baru terima menantu...depa buat makan2 bbq + sambut besday menantu baru.
Dah melantak semua, terus gi hotel..dlm 10-15 min dah pun sampai.
Koya dpt bilik mcm jakun..hahahahaha
Aiman dok oooooohhhh aaaaaahhhhh ooooohhhh aaaaaaahhhhh
Seronok tgk dia excited ;D

~Adik meng-explore- ruang bilik mandi~

~Best jugak merangkak kat hallway ni~

~Abaaaang, wait for me!!~

The next day, lps brekkie kat hotel, babah aiman pun terus gi workshop (same place, different level).
So bermula lah masa melayan anak2...
Bagi makan cukup2 baru bawak pergi main kat pool.
But it was quite a disappointment tgk swimming pool dia.
Tak la besar mana.
Even utk budak2 pun agak kecik saiz pool tu.
and one thing for sure I was not happy with the kiddy pool.
What because?
Ok, starting depth was 0.5m..lepas tu kalu budak tu pergi ke tengah sket, terus ada slope & jadi 1m.
aiseyman...mana buleh buat kiddy pool 1m?
tak happening budak2 nak main..setakat main kat tangga dia je..
Ada slope pulak tu..very the dangerous you know!
Kalu budak tu kecik tak sampai semeter, dibuatnya tgh hepi2 swimming tetiba sampai kat the other end, kaki tak jejak lantai..mau tenggelam hokeh!
and I knowwwwww mcmana rasanya lemas tauuu!
Huhuhuhuhuhu.....

~Aiman pasrah main kat tangga sajork!~

So in the end, sambil kendong adik, I warned Aiman to swim dekat2 tangga tu je..jgn harap pergi ke tengah, altho he was wearing his floaters.
Kang kalu jadi apa2, takkan nak terjun dlm pool dgn adik skali kot??
Dah la lifeguard dia rilek2 baca paper kat hujung nuuuuuuuun...
Berpeluh2 tunggu Aiman abis main..
Nasib baik air sejuk..tak la liat sgt bila panggil dia naik.
Last2 sambung swimming dlm bath tub..hehehehe..dgn warm water, lg best Aiman kata!

Stayed there for 2 nites.
Bila tghari, dah bosan..gi kuar jln2 kat Mall depan tu.
Tapi ada Parkson je.. kat kontan ni pun ada parkson gak..kui3x.
Last day there, we all balik dulu sebab babah Aiman only finished his workshop ~5pm
So tok abah la yg kena dtg amik kami anak beranak, balik ke gombak.
Esoknya, off to kuantan sudaaaaa......
And aiman was asking: bila lagi kita nak dok hotel ma??
Saya dengan ini mengforward pertanyaan anak teruna ini kepada babahnya...hohohohoho!

Masterchef Malaysia

Woohoooo....3rd entry of the day
Kompem gB terkuar bijik mata dia.... muaaaaaahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!

Ok sapa sini peminat siri MCM?
Dulu masa kat down under, kitorg follow masterchef australia..yg season 1 (Poh kalah to another lady sebab dia buat nasik ayam)- tp skrg Poh mcm lagi glam sebab dah ada rancangan sendiri: 'Poh's Kitchen'

Berbalik to masterchef malaysia....
Saya bukan le peminat kipas susah mati..kalau terasa nk tgk, saya tukar la ke channel 104.. tu pun setelah meminta kebenaran dari Aiman..hahaha
"aimaaan, mama nak tgk masterchef buleh?"
"Boleehhhhh"
Baruuuu la blh tgk, kalu tak memanjang dok layan kartun!

So skrg ni tinggal dlm 11 peserta je kot selepas Leena terkuar smlm, lepas kalah masak nasik ambeng.
Last week yg terkuar adlh Saiful ngan kak zuraidah.
Selama ni saiful mmg selamat walopun byk kali kena test time elimination round tp last week dah takde rezeki gamaknya..


But i very the kagum, a rubber tapper yg sangat pandai memasak..cayalah!!
kak zuraidah tak kenal sgt..sebab jarang sgt dia kena interview (all this while she played safe I think)
balik2 muka sama yg dok mengomen.
motip???

And saya mesti tergelak kalu dgr Brian bercakap..
dgn contact lens dia, ngan topi dia..
"Brian rasa..bla bla bla...tapi Brian akan cuba lakukan yg terbaik"
hehehehehe..

And to date the only contestant yg berjaya dpt pin kebal (tp dah terpaksa pulangkan balik dah to save her from the elimination round) slps mengalahkan Chef Norman was Deena :)


What about Imelda?
Mesti tak leh tinggal kipas dia, bunga besar sejambak kat kepala, rantai besar2 kat leher..
Dia kan pereka aksesori.. a business strategy I think?



So far ramai yg favour Ezani (dia ni adik junior sy masa skolah dulu..hahaha nak jugak ada sangkut paut tuh!!) dgn Zamir

Ada lagi a few contestants..tak larat nk tepek semua...
Pandai diorg ni masak within the stated time....muda2 pulak tu!
Sungguh terkesima!
Dan lg satu sebab kenapa sy tgk MCM ni kerana saya nk tgk style tudung contestant2..
yeahhh lilit lilit lilit...hehe.

Apa2 pun chef wan saya tetap di hatiku..kan laling..hehehe

Next year boleh la u try your luck dlm MCM ni....I jadi ur die hard fan!
Kalu Brian ngan topi dia, Imelda ngan bunga2 dia...
u pulak pakai pagoda ngan kain pelikat..pergghh ..trademark gittew!!!
muaaahahahahaha

May the best chef wins!!

Lunch Time

Oh my...two entries on the same day...I'm impressed!!!
baahahahahahahaha........

Untuk lunch hari ini, kami telah ke 'Warung Aja' di Bukit Setongkol.
Tak sure nama warung tu mmg 'warung ajerr' ke ataupun nama tokeh warung tu 'Aja' yg telah dipendekkan namanya dari 'khadija/hajar/hafiza etc'
Kedai makan ni terletak bertentangan dgn masjid bkt setongkol & SRA, betul2 tepi jalan besau..

I loike this kedai makan, what because??
Ooohh....banyaaaaakkkkk pilihan menu.
Kalu time lapar pegi situ, rasa mcm nak cedok semua lauk i tell u!
from ulam-ulaman, ke ikan itu ini, sayur itu ini, ayam itu ini, ketam, pekasam, sup itu ini, masak lemak, masak pedas, goreng2, bakar2, minyak2, sambal belacan, sambal kicap, budu, cencaluk, air asam, haaa...apa lagi???
peerghhhhh....
kuah blh tambah-free
air masak atas meja + ais (amik sendiri) - free
harga? saya suka :D
hahahaha...(bila masa yg saya tak suka nyeee kalu bab2 mkn kat luar ni..me like it so much hokeh!)

So tadi saya amik....

~nasik putih, makanan ruji kita~

~sayur~

~ikan tenggiri masak lomak..aiseh senget pulak gambar!

~teh o beng beng~

Dia amik.....

~nasik jugak~

~kailan goreng~

~ayam tatau masak apa~

dgn air masak

and also yg ni semangkuk

~siput sedut masak lomak~

Total semua was RM13.00 tiada service charge mahupun gst....

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Semalam pulak, kitorg lunch di satu kedai tu lah... yg rahsia sgt resepinya tuuuu...sebab dekat ngan opis & tatau nk mkn apa huhuhu

saya order:

~viet beef noodle soup~

dia order:

~king prawn tom yam gong~

dua2 minum air pepsi..tapi dia amik diet pepsi...zero kalori gittew ngeh3x!

campur tax segala bagai: RM40.15

ohhh.....huurmmmmm.....
maka lepas ni kita makan kat warung je lah.

malam ni mkn apa pulak ek?
nasib baik ada pasar mlm depan umah..hohoho!!

p/s: gambar2 di atas adlh hasil pencarian dari google.com
terima kasih! :D

December sudaaa

Last entry titled: bye bye oct
pastu november nan hado
skrg dh mid december..hahahaha..dasar pemalas nak hapdet.
mcmana org lain blh rajin update ek?? kagum kagum..
takpe la..rerajin la korang hapdet, blh gak sy jalan2 ;)

patutnya minggu ni kitorg ada di bumi kangaroo..sobs sobs..tapi apakan daya
rezeki tiada, malah masa mencemburui kami..ecehhh..
kesian babah aiman terpaksa let go nak berkonvo :(
kesian aiman tak tersampai lagi hajat dia nk balik kampung dia (ahaks)
i know u're sad babah, me too...uwaaaaaa
but no worries, insya Allah kita try next year hokeh?
ke u nak gi sorang2? tak pe lah.. i 'rela' (ye ke??) sroott...srroottt.... ;p

~aiman masa muda :)

dah la tak dpt nk gi leipzig sbb duit grant tak cover..cesssssss
tak pe semoga 2012 bakal menjadi tahun yg lebih ceria dan
semoga langkah kita semakin jauh maju ke hadapan (not only ur tummy) kan babah kaannn?
where to next? coimbatore kah? sepupu sepapat u kan dah invite ke sana..
hahahaha..moh kita borong kain sari!

Bye bye October..

Lets wrap up the month of October with a summary on my Bro's wedding (Boy):

-Early Oct:
I shall start with this statement......my one and only brother, Boy got married (*cough cough*).
Traveled all the way from Gombak to Singapore and to Tanjung Pinang (kepulauan Riau).
Arrived on Wednesday pm, received a warm welcome (harus la kannn hahaha) from the bride's family, treated with sedap-makan-x-hengat meal + air kelapa fresh oh menyegarkan. Late evening, checked in at the hotel.

~bapa dan pakcik pengantin lelaki sedang memenuhkan pinggan/mangkuk masing-masing~

Thursday:
Come afternoon, time for acara 'Siraman' for the bride and groom (separate event...ceh ingatkan ada wet tshirt contest muaaaahahahahahahahaha).
Evening: Malam berinai for both the bride and groom (but i didnt go, the kids fell asleep, so just stayed at the hotel).

~Tempat bersiram pengantin~

~Kakak pengantin menyiram adiknya..kompem u tak busuk setahun (je) hokeyyy!~

~Door gifts hari bersiram; sarong for the men, shawl for the women~

Friday morning:
Getting ready bersiap segala bagai sebab akad nikah di sebelah pagi.
Main mekap2..pakai baju cantek2...
Berkumpul kat lobby dgn hantaran2 mak nenek
Ada sessi salam2 nasihat2 antara pengantin ngan mak bapak pengantin.
Kelihatan syahdu di situ.
Namun kakak pengantin ngan adik pengantin bz posing amik gbr dgn sepupu sepapat yg ikut skali ;p

~Pelamin klasik~

~Barang2 hantaran~

Majlis bermula dgn acara berbalas pantun.
Sangat kagum tgk org berpantun secara ad hoc...
Walopun most of the time i was not really paying much attention because adik was grumpy (sleepy actually and it was hot in the house)
Luckily Aiman made himself busy playing with the ipad.
At last the tok kadi arrived, if not surely the pantun session will go on and on and on hehehe
Muka Boy tersangatlah control macho.. (ala i tau dlm hati ada cuak khennnn...lalalalala)

~Pengantin lelaki kontrol ayu...~

Dgn sekali lafaz (eceh seperti abang iparnya juga), Boy pun selamat ler menjadi suami (*cough cough lagi).
And finally the bride pun keluar la bilik (they were not allowed to see each other from the day we arrived until the day of the akad).
Baca takliq etc, sessi gambar2...sessi salam menyalam..sessi deraian ayaq mata..
yang penting sessi makaaannn...yesssss!
Abang ipar pengantin lelaki sangat sporting menyumbangkan suara merdunya secara live, dgn menyanyikan lagu p.ramlee -->; Engkau laksana bulan
Cayalah!!!!


Evening:
Went to the one and only big mall kat situ (ala2 the Store kot), Ramayana.. teman adik buat manicure (tak sempat nak buat jugak huhuhuhu)

Malam:
Had dinner at Lembu Potong..eh jap ke Potong Lembu??? Lupa la nama tempat dia.. makan siput gong gong (rasa mcm sotong, i loike :) )

~Siput glamer yang kenyal lagi sedap~

Saturday
Reception day
Tunggu lamaaaaaaa sgt tahap bosan baru mobil2 datang amik bawak ke Bintan Beach Resort.
Food as usual, mabeles...ada stalls with bakso, roti kirai, satay, nasik berlauk mcm2, ais krim. desserts etc.
Heaps of people....sampai parents pengantin lelaki duduk atas stage 5 jam kelaparan sebab tak makan (hohohohoho).

Rupanya style kat situ the parents from both sides must be on the stage with the bride and the groom because the guests will go up to wish them & bersalaman.
I think that's how it should be done, dah nama pun raja sehari...sepatutnya pengantin stay put dan org pergi jumpa pengantin dan bersalam-salaman, instead of the pengantin yg pergi dan bersalam-salaman dgn orang..tak ke?
Sunday:
Welcome back to Malaysia :)

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Majlis Sambut Menantu

-Was held at the Dewan Merak Kayangan Felda
-Typical wedding reception, nothing to elaborate hehehe
-But since mother of the groom did not want any pengapits, so the kakak pengantin had to go up on the stage and steal the light quite a few times (betulkan kain pengantin la, pengantin duduk tak center la, pengantin senget la bla bla bla)..
vaahhh glamer ai..mesti dlm gambar ada byk kelibat ai...hahahaha (sorry ye pengantin!)

~Some of the early guests~

~mari melantak~

~The groom & the bride~

~A view from the high table~

~Bukti kakak pengantin yang ter-dan-di-paksa enterprem ha ha ha~

~omg, is that the kakak pengantin again?? lalalalala~

Alhamdulillah, selesai sudah satu sinetrone....
On behalf of the family, I wish to apologize for any shortcomings throughout the event.
Tak sangka adik I dah kawen...huhuhuhu
Those childhood memories are still fresh in my mind
After 5 years of my life, u came into this world. Remember I coloured your nails, tie your hair, put make up on your face (hahaha..nasib baik you grew up to be straight!!)
I probably did that because I was in need for a sister...or maybe I didnt get enough dolls to toy around at that time muaaahahahaha!!
And I still remember how mischievous you were when u were a kid; you threw a bottle of vitamin into the toilet bowl... you poured water into the rice container (habis stok beras kat rumah jadi kembang!), u kept ur homework under the bed because you were too lazy to do it muaaahahaha and all those sorts of things boys usually do!
Aaahh..those were the days when I dictated you....ekekekekeke!!
Anyhow, you will always be my little brother...

Something from the sister to the newly wed,

Selamat Pengantin Baru to Boy & Nina
Semoga kekal bahagia hingga ke akhir hayat

Sail wisely together, upholding the Islamic pillars and virtue
For it is the base of your life
There will surely be ups and downs
And that will be the additional flavours to zest your life
I pray nothing more but the best in you together
May Allah give His grace, barakah and guidance to both of you
in venturing this new chapter of your life....

Next stop....or should I say the upcoming sinetrone --> my one and only sister's turn pulak....
hmmm....bilaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????? bilaaaaaaaaa???????
Mek, I wish u well, semoga cepat dipertemukan jodoh yg terbaekkkk!!!!!
muahhhhhhhhh