Tuesday, December 14, 2010

emmphh...alahai -Part II

Ni sambungan from the previous entry...

IIa) Briefing for English test
According to the timetable that was given to us, the 9am briefing was supposed to be held at the same place where the registration took place. Maka bgn pagi tu terhegeh2 pujuk Aiman segala bagai, tok abah pun janji nk bwk gi playground kt ttwangsa.
Arrived at around 8.40am. There were a few students dah tercongok menunggu kat entrance area. Tunggu punya tunggu...almost 9am dah tapi takde gaya nk start briefing pun, pintu still tertutup....intai2 belah dalam, mcm deserted je takdak sapa.
Orang makin ramai dok kerumun kat depan entrance, hari pun makin panas.
Tick tock tick tok...dah 9.30am. Aik...briefing kensel ke?
Tetiba ada hamba Allah ni bgtau briefing buat kat tempat lain.
Hokeyyyy....so ikut je la crowd bergerak ke destinasi yg tak diketahui. Sampai kat satu area tu, semua org tercengang2 sebab tak tahu nak ke mana, masing2 muka confused. Ada yg dah marah2 (ke mmg tok arab ni ckp high pitch??). Lepas tu crowd ni bergerak lagi.. ai folo je laaaa.

Jalan turun naik tangga, sampai la kat auditorium ni. Tgk2 briefing dah start!! What the............
Yang dok bercakap atas stage tu syok je scroll powerpoint dia, as if tak perasan segerombolan manusia baru masuk hall. padahal at that moment rasanya audience yg sedia ada dlm auditorium tu maybe dlm <20% je. Lagi 80% ni baru terhegeh2 masuk and cari seat. By the time dapat seat, he was already showing his 2nd last slides.
So banyak la info yg we all missed out, tu yg time Q&A ramai student dok bertanya. Tapi boleh pulak presenter tu kata, "I thought I've already explained and showed it in my slides"
Helllooooo brother, didnt u notice that many of us had JUST arrived and MISSED most of ur slides???
Haaiishhhhhhh....and why in the very first place, no one from 'that' centre had the slightest courtesy to inform us that the venue has been changed?

IIb) Exam day
As usual la, tulis situ 9am, tp 9 am still tak bukak2 lg pintu masuk.
Bila main entrance dah bukak, kena lined up panjang sebab nak kena check ID satu2, studentnya ramai, pintu yg bukak cuma dua. So mmg lambat la prosesnya.
Bila dah masuk exam hall, kedengaran suara sumbang org yg in charge tu terjerit2 suh masuk cepat sebab dah lambat (excuse me, sapa suh hang bukak pintu at 9.10 am, walopun exam sepatutnya start at 9?).
Bila semua dah duduk, bermula la sessi explanation and instruction segala bagai..
Tapi yang sedihnya, kenapa encik nak kena terjerit2 as if yg amek exam ni budak sekolah? Padahal ramai je student2 veteran and international student. Agak kurang respect di situ...sampai ada sorang student ni mengomel sorang2, "omg, must he shout like that?". Tahu le u own the mic.....

Bila exam dah start, ada sorang student ni angkat tangan. So one lady invigilator ni pun pegi la kat mamat tu and it went like this:

Lady: yes, any problem?
Mamat macho: I dont have any pen or pencil
Lady: hah??? U dont have any? why? jhbfjbvksjhfkdlayesiruy8w9843 (mumbling tatau haper)
Mamat macho: *senyum je*

Hahahahaha.....mcmana ni brother, dtg exam bawak henpon je. henpon buleh kuar dakwat eh?

After a long 3 hrs the test ended, mcm biasa harus la encik itu terjerit2 marah sapa yg bgn. dah tu hang bg arahan tak clear hokey! Malas nk layan.....

ok tu je nk citer. kesimpulan, i dah passed pun. hehehehehe

6 comments:

Abu Aiman said...

congratulations, dah pass xm

soulsearcher said...

adoyai..speechless

gadisBunga™ said...

yaaa...yg paling penting part last tuh! hahaa

Elyn said...

abu aiman: tengkiu2...tak moh velanjer i ka? hehehehe

sya: tu la pasal...

gb: oh yessss..nk bgtau yg last part tu je, tp harus la merapu pjg2 dulu. hahaha

h4ni3 said...

betul.. betul..
ayat last tu yg penting

dan yang penting.. depa tu tetap bingai.. takde improvement langsung! hehe

Elyn said...

patut kena highlight kaler kuning ang ang ayat yg last tuh..hahahaha

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