Bye bye October..

Lets wrap up the month of October with a summary on my Bro's wedding (Boy):

-Early Oct:
I shall start with this statement......my one and only brother, Boy got married (*cough cough*).
Traveled all the way from Gombak to Singapore and to Tanjung Pinang (kepulauan Riau).
Arrived on Wednesday pm, received a warm welcome (harus la kannn hahaha) from the bride's family, treated with sedap-makan-x-hengat meal + air kelapa fresh oh menyegarkan. Late evening, checked in at the hotel.

~bapa dan pakcik pengantin lelaki sedang memenuhkan pinggan/mangkuk masing-masing~

Thursday:
Come afternoon, time for acara 'Siraman' for the bride and groom (separate event...ceh ingatkan ada wet tshirt contest muaaaahahahahahahahaha).
Evening: Malam berinai for both the bride and groom (but i didnt go, the kids fell asleep, so just stayed at the hotel).

~Tempat bersiram pengantin~

~Kakak pengantin menyiram adiknya..kompem u tak busuk setahun (je) hokeyyy!~

~Door gifts hari bersiram; sarong for the men, shawl for the women~

Friday morning:
Getting ready bersiap segala bagai sebab akad nikah di sebelah pagi.
Main mekap2..pakai baju cantek2...
Berkumpul kat lobby dgn hantaran2 mak nenek
Ada sessi salam2 nasihat2 antara pengantin ngan mak bapak pengantin.
Kelihatan syahdu di situ.
Namun kakak pengantin ngan adik pengantin bz posing amik gbr dgn sepupu sepapat yg ikut skali ;p

~Pelamin klasik~

~Barang2 hantaran~

Majlis bermula dgn acara berbalas pantun.
Sangat kagum tgk org berpantun secara ad hoc...
Walopun most of the time i was not really paying much attention because adik was grumpy (sleepy actually and it was hot in the house)
Luckily Aiman made himself busy playing with the ipad.
At last the tok kadi arrived, if not surely the pantun session will go on and on and on hehehe
Muka Boy tersangatlah control macho.. (ala i tau dlm hati ada cuak khennnn...lalalalala)

~Pengantin lelaki kontrol ayu...~

Dgn sekali lafaz (eceh seperti abang iparnya juga), Boy pun selamat ler menjadi suami (*cough cough lagi).
And finally the bride pun keluar la bilik (they were not allowed to see each other from the day we arrived until the day of the akad).
Baca takliq etc, sessi gambar2...sessi salam menyalam..sessi deraian ayaq mata..
yang penting sessi makaaannn...yesssss!
Abang ipar pengantin lelaki sangat sporting menyumbangkan suara merdunya secara live, dgn menyanyikan lagu p.ramlee -->; Engkau laksana bulan
Cayalah!!!!


Evening:
Went to the one and only big mall kat situ (ala2 the Store kot), Ramayana.. teman adik buat manicure (tak sempat nak buat jugak huhuhuhu)

Malam:
Had dinner at Lembu Potong..eh jap ke Potong Lembu??? Lupa la nama tempat dia.. makan siput gong gong (rasa mcm sotong, i loike :) )

~Siput glamer yang kenyal lagi sedap~

Saturday
Reception day
Tunggu lamaaaaaaa sgt tahap bosan baru mobil2 datang amik bawak ke Bintan Beach Resort.
Food as usual, mabeles...ada stalls with bakso, roti kirai, satay, nasik berlauk mcm2, ais krim. desserts etc.
Heaps of people....sampai parents pengantin lelaki duduk atas stage 5 jam kelaparan sebab tak makan (hohohohoho).

Rupanya style kat situ the parents from both sides must be on the stage with the bride and the groom because the guests will go up to wish them & bersalaman.
I think that's how it should be done, dah nama pun raja sehari...sepatutnya pengantin stay put dan org pergi jumpa pengantin dan bersalam-salaman, instead of the pengantin yg pergi dan bersalam-salaman dgn orang..tak ke?
Sunday:
Welcome back to Malaysia :)

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Majlis Sambut Menantu

-Was held at the Dewan Merak Kayangan Felda
-Typical wedding reception, nothing to elaborate hehehe
-But since mother of the groom did not want any pengapits, so the kakak pengantin had to go up on the stage and steal the light quite a few times (betulkan kain pengantin la, pengantin duduk tak center la, pengantin senget la bla bla bla)..
vaahhh glamer ai..mesti dlm gambar ada byk kelibat ai...hahahaha (sorry ye pengantin!)

~Some of the early guests~

~mari melantak~

~The groom & the bride~

~A view from the high table~

~Bukti kakak pengantin yang ter-dan-di-paksa enterprem ha ha ha~

~omg, is that the kakak pengantin again?? lalalalala~

Alhamdulillah, selesai sudah satu sinetrone....
On behalf of the family, I wish to apologize for any shortcomings throughout the event.
Tak sangka adik I dah kawen...huhuhuhu
Those childhood memories are still fresh in my mind
After 5 years of my life, u came into this world. Remember I coloured your nails, tie your hair, put make up on your face (hahaha..nasib baik you grew up to be straight!!)
I probably did that because I was in need for a sister...or maybe I didnt get enough dolls to toy around at that time muaaahahahaha!!
And I still remember how mischievous you were when u were a kid; you threw a bottle of vitamin into the toilet bowl... you poured water into the rice container (habis stok beras kat rumah jadi kembang!), u kept ur homework under the bed because you were too lazy to do it muaaahahaha and all those sorts of things boys usually do!
Aaahh..those were the days when I dictated you....ekekekekeke!!
Anyhow, you will always be my little brother...

Something from the sister to the newly wed,

Selamat Pengantin Baru to Boy & Nina
Semoga kekal bahagia hingga ke akhir hayat

Sail wisely together, upholding the Islamic pillars and virtue
For it is the base of your life
There will surely be ups and downs
And that will be the additional flavours to zest your life
I pray nothing more but the best in you together
May Allah give His grace, barakah and guidance to both of you
in venturing this new chapter of your life....

Next stop....or should I say the upcoming sinetrone --> my one and only sister's turn pulak....
hmmm....bilaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????? bilaaaaaaaaa???????
Mek, I wish u well, semoga cepat dipertemukan jodoh yg terbaekkkk!!!!!
muahhhhhhhhh

the v.a.l.u.e. within us

Semalam separa selesai satu tugas
maka hari ini agak rileks
so pagi2 mengusung Humaira ke imigresen
nak buat passport
tapi birth cert ada kat ofis babah humaira
nak dijadikan cerita, kunci office dia tertinggal,
so babah terpaksa balik ke rumah
lepas dropped saya & humaira kat JPN
nasib baik rumah dekat aje huhuhu

Tolak la humaira dlm stroller
alamak kena naik tangga la pulak
nak angkat humaira skali dgn stroller tak larat
so terpaksa dukung dia sebelah tangan
sebelah tgn lagi tarik stroller
dlm hati "ishh...tak de sapa ke yg baik hati nk tolong angkat stroller ni?"
sebab ada la sorang dua tiga kerat mamat dok naik turun tangga
tapi takde seketul pun yg offer nak tolong seorang wanita ayu berbaju kurung sambil menggendong anak dan menarik stroller
tak pe lah... diaorg tak nampak kot..
saya invisible...
iyah iyah iyah... penat oooo...
skali sampai kaunter,
baru perasan salah office
chaiittt...
"nak buat passport kena gi immigresen..
tu office dia kat bawah tu"
alaaa....tangga lagi
so usung la adik turun tangga..
again, takde sapa pun yg baik hati nk tolong
even org kat kaunter tu pun tgk je
(terpegun sebab saya pakai baju cantik kot harini lalala)

sampai kat immigresen...tangga lagi daaaa
nasib baik 4-5 anak tangga je...
this time malas dah nk dukung humaira sebelah tgn, tarik stroller sebelah tgn lg
ku gagahi jua angkat stroller menapak tangga
terkangkang2 jugak la...hahahaha...abis ayu!
humaira jugak yg best..sengih2 je dia

dah amik borang, skali gambar lak takde
bijak bijak...
takleh nak guna mesin amik gbr instant tu sebab humaira baby lagi
kena amik kat kedai
so kami pun ke bandar,
amik gambar humaira
good girl adik, tak buat perangai time apek tu amik gbr..hehehe


hahaha....bulatnyaaaaaa mata saya!!


settle part gambar, terus ke imigresen balik..
org pun dah ramai..
fotostat itu ini, amik nombor
bla bla bla... ok done!
1 hr later boleh dtg collect...

and finally...
yeayyyy...adik dah ada passport!!


Nota kaki:

moral of the story:
1. next time nak buat apa2 kena fully prepared...ngeh3x

2. buat passport skrg sgt cepat.. saya suka :)

3. seronoknya rumah dekat (eh apa kaitan? hahaha)

4. kenapa ofis gomen selaluuu takde ramp?
kenapa? kenapa?
kesian tau kat org yg sorong anak guna stroller
ataupun org yg berkerusi roda
atau org yg sakit lutut nak mendaki tangga tu..

5. org zaman sekarang makin kurang value dlm diri. takde conscience utk tolong org yg dlm kesusahan (walaupun saya tadi takde la susah mana pun, blh je buat sendiri. kalau kat sydney dulu...
confirm ada org akan tolong push/angkat the stroller).
and it made me think, in our daily life how often do people give a seat to the elderly/preggy women
(let say in a bus or putra lrt)
or would you stop and help a blind person to cross the road?
benda2 yg nampak mcm simple tp ada big impact
patutnya benda mcm ni, tak yah nk byk fikir
tolong je la kan

but on a contrary to that, in some situation
some people might argue and say:
zaman skrg ni bahaya
tak boleh senang2 nak percaya kat org
sometimes we do want to help
tapi takut org yg nak mintak tolong tu hanya berpura2
or org tu jahat dan ada intention lain
ie. nak pukau/samun/bunuh/rompak/rogol etc...
tak nak lah amik risiko

true true....tapi itu kalau scenario dia lain
ni kalu setakat nak bg seat kat org tua,
tolong bwkkan barang berat ke..
common sense la kan
apa2 pun it all depends on nawaitu masing2 la kot..
tapi harap2 jgn la nanti jadi mcm di negara lain
sampai ada org mati tergolek atas jalan kena hit and run
tapi org sekeliling just tengok aje
and act like nothing happened...
kejam tu
(one of the many real story in the US, caught on camera!)

Beg Doraemon

Tadi saya terajin menggodak beg saya
Buang apa yg patut
Huishhh... banyak betul sampah
pembalut cekelat...tisu..aiman punya keje la ni
Ni hasil tangkapan beg saya

1. Kunci umah parents
2. Kunci umah sendiri
3. Paper clips
4. Head band adik
5. Brooch
6. Wrist tag masa admitted beranakkan adik (hahaha..kat sini rupanya!!)
7. Hair clip minnie mouse adik (eceh..rambut pun jarang..ada hati nak klip!)
8. Booties adik
9. Kipas tangan jepun mari hadiah dari member
10. pen free
11. Duit raya aiman ngan adik (uwaaa..dok mengusung tak masuk2 bank lg nihhh)
12. Health booklet adik
13. Buku bank saya & aiman
14. Belen sweets aiman (yg lain saya dah makan hahaha)
15. Purse ihsan dari adik saya masa dia gi vietnam
16. socks (emergency boleh dipakai di kala sejuk or nak tutup kaki time solat -wangi hokeh)
17. multipurpose disinfecting solution utk contact lens
18. hand & nail cream (bila rajin je baru pakai)
19. bekas simpan contact lens
20. lilin (hah..mcmana blh ada dlm beg nih???)
21. mancis (ni pun tatau apsal ada dlm beg)
22. ponstan
23. camera
24. barang2 mencantikkan muka (lipstik & lip gloss yg dah bertahun2 dah umur dia dgn eye liner yg first time beli masa HO dulu..wakakakakaka...blh guna lagi ke???)

ish ish ish.....nak kena cari beg kecik je la pas ni..
beg besar kaluuuuu..banyak barang kasi sumbat jugaaaa...
dulu itu worang kasi masuk dia punya dslr juga dlm ini beg,
suruh kita kasi angkat....

***Dengan ini saya nak men-tag:
- h4ni3
- gB
-Sya
-mummy hanny (tiket parking punya pasal)

dengan soalan: apa ada dalam beg doraemon anda?? aaaah dgr gambar skali kalu boleh..hehe

nak tag babah aiman, dia tak pakai henbeg...

"Mokcik mari nok jupe Sultang".....

Petang smlm lepas amik budak2, babah Aiman teringin nak mkn McD.
Aiman pun excited, nak pegi kat McD yg dekat dgn sand
So kami pun pergi la ke TC
Dah siap bayar parking (sebelum masuk parking kena bayar dulu singgit.)
Skali tgk McD gelap...tutup rupanya.... under renovation.
Haishhh...hampa.
Aiman nak mkn KFC pulak (next to McD)
Tapi tekak tak rasa nak mkn ayam
So next plan, ke McD Megamall...
Langit dah makin mendung
Hujan pun dah turun renyai2..
Lepas kuar dari TC, melepasi kawasan istana..
Ternampak 2 org makcik tua...slowww je jalan..
One of them cuba nak tahan kereta..maybe nak tumpang kot.
Kitorg terlepas ke depan dah....
"eh pusing balik pusing balik... kita bagi la makcik tu tumpang... kesiannya"
So kami pun u-turn
Berenti tepi makcik tu and tanya nak ke mana
"nak gi steseng bah lama kat sg kuantang tu" makcik kurus tu bgtau
Sorang lg makcik, agak gempal badannya
tp tak secergas makcik kurus ni.. jalan pun bertongkat.. nampak mengah.
Saya pun turun, bg depa masuk kereta.
Nampak kaki makcik gempal tu mcm bengkak..kesiannya....
Dalam kereta.. borak2 la dgn makcik2 dua org ni
tapi makcik kurus yg byk bercakap
makcik gempal tak berapa larat nak bersembang...
rupanya dtg dari kuala pahang (mana ni ek??)
"mokcik ni nok gi jupe sultang"
"nak buat apa jumpa sultan?"
"nok mitok duit.. buak blanje"
"selalu ke makcik pegi istana?"
"baru ni dtg doh.. ni dtg semula. tapi dok tunggu2 dari siang tadi, sultang takdok gi kl. doh kita nok tunggu takut hujang, nok balik dumoh lg..kekgi gelap..takdok sape nok tupang ke kita. Ni ade jugok jual2 ikang kering..adik nok?"
"tak pe la makcik, kat umah pun dah byk dah ikan kering"
"selalu sultan bg berapa makcik?"
"ada laaa..dlm RM50, buleh la buat blanje"

Dlm hati..ishhh..alahai kesiannya.....sanggup turun naik bas, tumpang org semata2 nak ke istana mengharapkan ihsan sultan......sedihnya sy rasa :(

Masa kereta berhenti kat traffic light, tetiba ada polis trafik
neno neno suh stop bg laluan
nampak mcm kete sultan
ke bini sultan?
tak nampak..cermin gelap.
Mula2 tu makcik-makcik ni dlm dilema nak patah balik ke tak pergi istana jumpa sultan
Dah la senja, hujan pulak..dibuatnya bukan sultan?
So kitorg pun suggest tak payah la jumpa harini... next time aje la..

Sambung berborak
dan kesimpulan yg sy dpt:
Makcik kurus duduk berdua
Tinggal berhampiran dgn rumah makcik gempal
Makcik gempal duduk sorang
ada 2 anak..tp tak dipedulikan (mengikut citer makcik kurus ni)
Makcik gempal taknak kena htr gi umah org2 tua
biar la dia duduk kat umah buruk tu sampai mati katanya... :(
Sama2 org susah
aku jaga ko, ko jaga aku....
Makcik gempal ada diabetes
dan selalu sakit sendi
tu yg susah nak berjalan
(mcmana ubat2 dia ek....)

Dalam dok borak2 tu....sampai la kami ke destinasi.
Stesen bas lama berdekatan sg kuantan.
Pelik gak...ada ke bas lalu kat sini...
tapi makcik kurus insist mmg ada bas..
Ok la kalu mcm tu..
Sebelum depa keluar dari kereta,
kami pun hulur la kat makcik2 setakat yg termampu.
Semoga sumbangan yg tak seberapa ni dpt la membantu makcik2 sedikit sebanyak
beli apa2 yg patut...
Berair mata makcik gempal...sayu
makcik kurus tak berenti ucap terima kasih
makcik gempal pun senyum je
Dipelawanya kami ke rumah dia... :)
Semoga Allah memelihara mereka berdua...........

Nota kaki:
Dah lama malaysia merdeka... tapi status hidup rakyat terutama di kampung2, di kawasan pedalaman masih tak byk berubah....yg kaya bertambah kaya, yg miskin bertambah miskin.. huhuhuhu

Have a Blessed hari Raya Everyone!!!

(pic source here)

Syawal is approaching very soon...
It's a festive time for every Muslim to share the glory, happiness and celebration.

A gentle reminder to us:

Lock your house!
Check your car!
Drive carefully!
Rest in between your driving!
Bak kata Aussie:
STOP.REVIVE.SURVIVE
Top up your TouchnGo!
Spare cash for duit raya!
Dont forget the sampul raya as well..takkan bagi duit togel je kot? hehehe ;D
Jgn la melantak bersungguh sangat like there is no tomorrow dah..kesihatan perlu dijaga!
Remember to take along your medicine/s!
Remember your loved ones!

To warga KL..enjoy the empty roads
I'm pretty sure there'll be plenty of 'international' faces loitering around
and you'll be like "Eh aku ni kat Msia kah?"
hahaha

Saya dengan ini menyusun jejari yg tak seberapa runcing
memohon maaf kalau ada silap dan salah
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL FITRI kepada semua
MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN
Jemput la beraya ke rumah kami di Kuantan (tapi minggu raya comfirm la kami takdak hehehe)

Take care

**Dont forget the less fortunate, may they be in the blessings of Allah s.w.t always**

Donation Plea.......

I copied from this website

Let us help our brothers and sisters....

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Our beloved prophet (pbuh) told us:

"It is the month of charity, and a month in which a believer's sustenance is increased. Whoever gives food to a fasting person to break his fast shall have his sins forgiven, and he will be saved from the fire of hell, and he shall have the same reward as the fasting person, without his reward being diminished at all."

Nine millions of our Muslim brothers are suffering in the drought-ridden Somalia since the past two years. This is the worst drought in 60 years which has sparked a severe food crisis and high malnutrition rates. The Kenyan camp, Dadaab, is overflowing with tens of thousands of refugees. Thousands of families arrive in poor conditions often after walking for days in search of food. Up to 2,000 Somali refugees are crossing the border into Ethiopia every day, Some of them died before they managed to arrive at the camps.

There are thousands of children who arrived at the camps without their parents and parents without children because they are too weak for the journey.

Child malnutrition rates in the worst affected areas are more than double the emergency threshold of 15 per cent and are expected to rise further. High mortality rates among children are also reported. The Somali catastrophe is the worst humanitarian disaster that has claimed the lives of 29,000 children under 5 years of age in the past 3 months

Almost 99% of Somalians are Muslims. They are desperate for food. In the spirit of ukhwah and humanity we invite everyone to join us to raise fund to help them.

You can contribute through any of the following easy ways.

1. Cash given to CENSERVE office

2. Crossed Cheque/postal order/money order payable to International Islamic University Malaysia.

3. Payment through Bank : No. 1407-0000004716 - IIUM OPERATING (Bank Muamalat) Please submit to us a copy of bank-in slip for our reference.

We will provide you with receipts and letter of tax exemption upon request.

CENSERVE Office

Level 2, Rectory Building, IIUM Gombak Campus.

Tel: 03- 6196 4085. Fax: 03-6196 4039

Berbuka di Lila Wadi Restaurant

Selamat sudah menjamu selera di Lila Wadi last Tuesday nite.
Conclusion: Kenyang puas hati :)

Sempena bulan Ramadhan ni, Lila Wadi mempromosikan (eceh..duta tak berbayar!):

a) BBQ set and blh choose from:
-Beef set (ada sirloin la, lamb la etc + a bit of chicken/seafood)
- Seafood set (seafood semata2)
- Chicken set (+ ada sikit2 of seafood/beef i think)

b) Authentic Thai food pulak ada 5 jenis set:
- Siakap 3 rasa set
- Siakap phad phed set
- Cashew nut chicken set
- Roasted duck set
- Pattani Beef sirloin set

Dalam each set tu ada la anak2 dia...ie. tom yum goong, sambal belacan..apa ntah lagi...plus desserts and drinks and steamed rice

So depends on us whether to choose set utk cater for 2pax or 3-4pax
Harga pulak kalau utk 2pax is between RM 55-65
and for 3-4 pax dalam RM 85-90 gitu...

We opted for the Thai food set (roasted quack quack) and we got:
-steamed rice
-tom yum goong (prawn)
-mushroom tempura
-sambal belacan (perghh pedas pedas) dgn timun/bendi/kacang pjg/terung
-quack quack (byk portion dia, jenuh nak perabih)
-drinks (we ordered pandan cool-rasa not bad)
-kurma
-apa ntah dessert ni yg santan + water chesnut kot (ala2 kat Johnny's tu)
-mango cheese cake


Aiman suh tapau cheesecake nih

Pandan cool (not bad rasa dia, cooling...mcm rasa serai wangi sket2)

So sesiapa yg interested, boleh la try out this Lila Wadi Restaurant :)
Cuma location agak tersembunyi...

Mari berbuka

Konon-konon nak try ramadhan buffet kat hotel harini
Called ms garden --> fully booked
Called vistana --> fully booked
New Horizon --> fully booked until the 24th
Zenith --> maakk aihh mahal gilerrr..tak nak kawan!!!

Aiseh terlupa esok PH kat sini, ramai nak makan kat luar kot harini..
Tapi sebab nak jugak try, and lepas tgk review2 from others last2 buat reservation kat ms garden this friday..yahoooo... cum anniversary celeb la kiranya!

Tapi kalu dah harini tak jadi bukak puasa kat luar, so maknanya nak kena masak la kan...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???
Sekali TERjumpa ini --> Lila Wadi Restaurant
Baca review mcm menarik...
Ada promo on their BBQ set as well as thai food set.
Hmmm...hmmm....hmmm....
tett tett..tett. 012-6644XXX
"Hello kalau saya nak buat reservation utk berbuka puasa hari ni ada tempat lagi tak?"
"Ada ada.. nak booking set apa ye?"
"errr..set apa yg ada ek?"
"Kita ada bla bla bla... bbq..bla bla... beef set..seafood set..chicken set.. blh try mango cheesecake..bla bla..thai food set... bla bla...siakap 3 rasa.. roasted duck..bla bla..siakap phad phred.. cashew nut chicken bla bla bla"
"Ok ok (perghh hafal menu mamat nih!! hmm nak bbq set ke set yg satu lg tuh.. kang kalu amek bbq set jenuh nak tunggu masak2 la pulak) hmmm...saya nak yg thai food tu lah, try set roasted duck"
"Roasted duck? dah pernah makan itik ke sebelum ni?"
"dah pernah...kenapa?"
"hmm..ramai jugak customer yg nak try itik ye...Ok blh bagi tak nama dgn no. tepon?"
"(kalu taknak bagi mcmana?? hahaha) nama dot dot dot... no tepon tett tett tettt tettt"
"eh jap ada surau tak kat situ?"
"surau takde, tapi kami ada sediakan ruang utk solat"
"guk guk guk....ok ptg nanti saya serbu. tengkiuuuuuuuu"

Yeayyyy.....ini mlm kita makan itiiiiiiikkkkkkksssssss
quack quack quackkk!!!

p/s: smlm gi param depan kedai makan Rahmat, keciwa dgn popiah basah satu gerai ni...dah la balut dgn kulit popiah...kempis lak tu takde isi..nasib baik kekeciwaan ittew dicompensate dgn satu lagi popiah basah sorang pokcik nih.. walaweyy popiah basah yg dia jual gemuk dan blh tahan sedaaap. me loike!! pokcik.. i will come back to ur gerai again!!!

Curahat ku....

Right now dalam kepala otak:

- alhamdulillah.. dah selamat dah en. suami pulang ke tanahair dgn imej rambut yg baru.. (yesss... i hv finally accepted that rambut adik adalah lagi banyak dari rambut babahnya)

- at the same time kesian kat en. suami sebab meeting yg berterus-terusan.. gambate!!!!

- dan alhamdulillah jugak sebab dia telah BERJAYA...huhuhuhu jelesnya saya.....insya Allah, my time will come soon!!! iyahh iyahhh

- tgh pikir apa laaa aiman ngan adik tgh buat...rinduuuuuuuu



- bila adik nak tumbuh gigi ni.. dulu aiman time 4 m.o dah kuar dah gigi dia... bulan depan kita makan bubur ok adik!!

- org lain dapat bonus 1/2 bulan gaji... tapi i nan hado uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....*mencik*
(ala nanti duit lajuuuu je kuar mcm air, kompem!!!!!)

- adakah saya akan terbang jauh to a couple of places by the end of this year? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ saya rasa mcm mahu tapi....... $_$

- kenapa saya gatal2 pi tgk review on skII?? apakah dan mengapakah???????????

- balik ni nak kena masak ke? *larikkkkkk*

- en. suami, lagi seminggu ++ nak enibeseri... letssss hehehehehehe ;p

- eh aiman pesan suh beli ais krim mcm semalam



- malam ini akan cuba utk buat tiramisu (dah berkurun sponge finger dok terperam dlm fridge)

- dan esok atau lusa nak buat cream caramel puloks ;)

- lepas tu bila2 ada mood nak try buat cookies yg fathin dah buat hohoho!

- huk oloh...tupperware dia tak return lagi! buat rete sungguh laaaa.. sorry!!

- nak beli kuih raya ke tak??

- nak cari kasut raya lah lalalalala

- kenapa laaaaa emas mahal nak mampssss?! org nak beli gelang utk adik pun tak terbeli2 lagi.. haihhhh

**ish ish ish... betapa berserabutnya otak sy berfungsi di kala ini. Curahat la sangat **

SELAMAT BERPUASA SEMUA
SEMOGA SEGALA IBADAH KITA DITERIMA ALLAH S.W.T RAMADHAN KAREEM

Merapu sekejap

Huarghhhhhh.........ngantuknya...
Bosan pulak boifren takde
Takde org nak dikacau :(
Boifren ku.... cepat la balikssss.....
I rindukan masakan you... muaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha



Ni mana satu abang...mana satu adik ni? muka fotostat!
Mama loves you both!!
Mmmuuaahhhhhhhhh

Is it halal enough??

Earlier today ada sorang agent datang utk promote pasal unit trust.
I do not have any knowledge whatsoever pasal benda2 mcm ni, so dengar je la apa yg dia explain. Sebab dah mmg kije dia pun kan.
So pung pang pung pang sambil dok dengar dia explain terkeluar la pasal simpan2 duit kat A*B dgn KW*P etc ni.

Saya dah penah dengar & baru2 ni pun ada dpt email pasal pelaburan dlm skim ni yg dari segi Islamicnya dipertikaikan/diragui.
Dikhabarkan banyak pelaburan dibuat ke atas certain companies yg tidak sepatutnya.
Haaa...dah tu mcmana?
Kdg2 menggaru jugak kepala ni dok pikir...
Malaysia ni konon2 mengaku negara Islam
tapi ..........................................??........................................................
how?? how?? how??

(pic source fr here)

Tu kalu bab2 pelaburan
Kalu bab makan pulak, ni yg hangen ni...
Kata duduk kat Msia,
patutnya pejam mata je la masuk kedai makan
unless kedai tu sah2 dia tulis non-halal la kan..
ataupun mmg very the clear-mlear tu kedai makan cha ya nun alip ke ada oink2 tergantung ke apa ke...yg tu ko masuk nak order mkn apa hal??!

In my 2 cents opinion, patutnya kalau kat hotel2 ke...restaurant2 ke..cafe2 ke...
sah2 la kena guna halal product, serve halal dishes...halal compliant!
Tak payah kita susah2 hati nak tanya ni halal ke tak.. tu halal ke tak..
Ni bulan depan nak start posa, mencanak2 la hotel2 dok offer ramadhan buffet.
Tapi as a consumer, kena la make sure mana yg dpt halal accreditation.. jgn main melantak je... (hmmm...kat zenith hotel ada promo ramadhan buffet nnti..halal lak tu ngeh3x)

tu bab makan..
kalu bab barang2 basah??
ayam? itik? kambing? lembu?
yg jual kat hypermarket segala mak nenek market tu?
sure ke cara penyembelihan dia?
pastu mcmana lak dia proses?
arrghhhhhh.................tension mak!

dulu masa kat oz,
acceptable la nak kena tanya halal ke tak.....
kdg2 depa yg bukak mulut dulu inform bgtau yg ni tak halal, yg tu tak halal
yg ni ada alcohol etc etc
Kalau depa x sure ingredients yg digunakan, they'll find out for you..
so kita pun tak la susah hati sangat.

So bila kat negara sendiri ni,
rasa mcm tak patut je kita terpaksa tanya halal ke tak makanan itu ini..
haishhh.....*sigh*

Berbalik kepada agent unit trust tadi..
so I ikut je lah apa u kata...hahahahaha
Janji duit I yg ciput tu suci gittew
Lepas ni nak letak semua dalam Tabung Haji!!!! (eceh macam la duit banyak sangat!)

Awak nak jadi apa? Saya nak jadi......

Time sekolah dolu2... kalau cikgu tanya kitorg kat kelas, bila besar nak jadi apa?
Mesti berduyun akan cakap nak jadi:
-Doktor
-Peguam
-Polis
-Cikgu

Kira profesion yg kat atas tu yg paling byk org pilih la...
Bila dah besar dan tak comot dah, ada la tambahan kepada option2 di atas:

-Businesswoman
-Arkitek
-Akauntan
-Peramugari (eceh..nasib baik I kurang tinggi je..kalu tak dah selamat jadi Awan Dania..ekekekekeke)
-Penyanyi/Pelakon (eeeeee.....adik2, sila abis belajar dulu ok!)

Saya dulu kalau cikgu tanya...ikut sedap mulut je cakap nak jadi doktor la... arkitek la.. keje kat bank la....
Adik saya pulak dulu2 time kecik, dia nak jadi cashier...sukaaa sgt cash register......hahahahahahahahahahahaha..Ka-ching! Ka-ching!

Aiman pulak kalu tanya nk jadi apa, dia nak jadi askar... ada sekali tu nak jadi boss. Baru2 ni dia kata tak nak jadi askar dah... nanti dia dah tahu nak jadi apa bila besar, Aiman tell mama.
Apa2 la nak ooi.. asal jadi org yg berguna dunia & akhirat :)
Nak tanya adik, dia tak reti cakap lagi, tau tersengih2 je.
Kalau babah depa, mesti ckp...teringin nak jadi zoologist.. tak pun penternak or petani yg berjaya.. ye la, dia kan nature lover...pencinta flora dan fauna!

Bila masa HO dulu, kalu dok berkumpul ngn member2 dalam bilik, sambil release2 tension masing2 pakat nak jadi jadi businesswomen..nak bukak butik, siap ada mekap2 lagi.
Sampai skrg pun, dok pasang angan2 nak ada bisnes sendiri...
Berkonon nak jual baju serba mak nenek la
berangan nak bukak bakery/kedai makan la
Buat online business la
Nak pakat ngan adik2 bela lembu kambing la (tp nk jd sleeping partner jah hehe)
Ngeeeee........tp tu la, best berangan ni.. tgk org buat itu ini, teringin jugak nak buat itu ini...
Berangan tak rugi, tak kena bayar apa2 pun.. cuma buang masa je lah..huhuhuhu

aaaaarghh..betapa tak ada bahannya nak bercerita...
ok la, nak gi berangan buat tiramisu..tak pun cream caramel... lalalalalalalaaaa

Leadership In Action

To be a LEADER....

It's not easy

RESPECT others....only then others will respect you
So please bear in mind, RESPECT is EARNED, NOT GAINED

Work in TEAM
There is no 'I' in a TEAM..harap maklum
But if you want to do everything and have it all to yourself.....then please, WORK ALONE

And stop BAD-MOUTHING other people for God's sake!
Are you that perfect??
Kalau teruk sangat, you can always tell them POLITELY and PROFESSIONALLY
So that they have the chance to correct themselves to be a better person
You wont lose a thing!!

Dont HUMILIATE your colleagues
They are human being WITH feelings....and you are obviously NOT!


(pic source: akuislam.com)

POWER, POSITION, STATUS and KNOWLEDGE is NOTHING......if you walk around with an empty hollow hyper-resonant skull, atrophic and fibrotic heart and necrotic liver with foul smelling, purulent greenish pus!!
Ewwwwww.......lariiikkkkkss*

Dont LOOK DOWN on others
Macam la awak tu tinggi sangat!

Stop being ANGRY and MISERABLE
You might be highly contagious and leaving others feeling miserable as well
Bad aura....baaadddd aura!

GROW UP and be RATIONAL
And I thought being wise comes hand in hand with age?!
My 4 year old can behave better than that (and at least he's still cute kalu mengamuk pun)

Give others a chance to TALK and you LISTEN
Not you TALK and TALK and TALK and TALK and blaaa blaaa blaaa
A GOOD leader listens, observes, think and act appropriately and diligently after much considerations for the benefit of everyone, not just him/herself

And being a LEADER, comes great RESPONSIBILITY
And with great RESPONSIBILITY, comes great TRUST
So are you sure you have done JUSTICE to yourself and others?
And are you ready to face your Creator and imply to Him that you are responsible and amanah?

Jeng jeng jeng....

So you see people....
Mari la kita cermin2 diri kita sendiri
Perbetulkan mana yang patut
Like I said earlier
It's not easy being a leader

This is just a reminder to myself (who is not a leader....I org biasa je hehehehe)
and to those who are already a leader, who will be a leader, who is not a leader but wishes to be one, who might be a leader and to everyone lah.

I'm not pointing this out to anybody in particular
It's just a general, out of the blue outburst
Kalau ada yang tersentap atau terasa... saya minta maaf.
So peace....No war ;D

Happy Birthday Aiman Sayang.....

***Aiseh...owner cuti confinement, blog pun join sekaki.....***

A very HAPPY 4th BIRTHDAY to my dearest son
A.I.M.A.N

Mama saaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnggggggggggggg sangat Aiman!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Semoga anak mama menjadi anak yg soleh, berjaya di dunia dan di akhirat dan sentiasa di bawah lindungan dan rahmat Allah s.w.t
You amaze me each and every day dear.....

Semoga mereka tabah....

These couple of days, something has been haunting me.
No..bukan hantu kak limah.. hok tu wat apa...
cer citer cer citer cer citer...

I came across a story about the death of a 2 mo baby.
Baby Adelia....sweet adelia.
Her life was cut short due to other people's ignorance.
She was allegedly choked to death after drinking milk.
And it happened in a nursery in SA.

This is not the first story that I came to know about.
Sedih sungguh bila baca berita mcm ni... mmg tak tahan termenangis depan komputer.
Sakit masa bersalin masih terasa, pantang pun baru je habis...tetiba anak kesayangan dah tak ada...

Plot cerita selalunya hampir sama in most cases:

Mak bapak hantar anak ke taska dgn hati separa rela sebab both are working
Anak pulak sihat2 je...senyum manis...aktif masa dihantar
Tiba2 dapat call kata anak tak bermaya; anak tak gerak; anak dah biru etc...
In the end, mak bapak hiba bawak balik anak yang dah kaku tak bernyawa..
Bila interrogate, semua tak nak mengaku.
Semua lidah kelu.
Semua buat senyap, as if tak de rasa bersalah langsung.
Ada nak mintak maaf????
Mak bapak ini hanya mahukan keadilan.
They want to know what happen the their daughter..their son...

Kepada pemilik-pemilik taska,
Tolong jangan pandang duit semata2...
Anak yang dihantar ke taska anda tu menjadi amanah anda.
Jaga la sebaik-baiknya.
Nyawa bukan boleh ditukar ganti
Jangan sebab itu anak orang, dan bukan anak sendiri...you all buat kerja tak sepenuh hati!


Kepada pihak berkuasa yang berkenaan,
Please dont talk only but NO action
setakat pung pang pung pang 3-4 hari then senyap tak guna
Hukum la mereka yang bersalah ni seberat-beratnya
Ni bila ada case mcm ni baru nak bising

# Wajibkan staff2 taska/tadika pegi training first aid, and then update every year ke apa ke..

# Wajibkan pemilik taska utk hire staff yg betul2 qualified..bukan main amik suka suki je, sampai kalu tak cukup staff, ko bawak orang gaji jaga baby kat taska..tak pun ko amik budak2 muda yang tak reti apa jaga anak orang!

# Wajibkan quota tertentu sahaja utk bilangan baby per staff

# Pegi la wat spot check kerap sket kat taska2 ni... jangan le berat sgt muntot tu nak gerak!!

# Blacklist dan tutup taska yg hampeh mcm taik kucing nih!!!!

Kepada semua parents..
Kalau ada yang mampu stay at home, alhamdulillah...lega anak2 ada depan mata kan?
Tapi zaman sekarang ni, kebanyakan kita terpaksa bekerja suami isteri...
Maka terpaksa jugak lah kita menghantar anak2 ke taska
Maybe sebelum hantar anak tu, better if kita buat survey dulu kat taska2 yang berkenan di hati sebelum di short listed-kan
Or selalu buat jugak spot check to see how they handle the kids kat taska tu...
Apa2 pun hidup mati di tangan Tuhan...
Kita tak tahu kat mana dan bila ajal datang menjengah
Kita bertawakkal padaNya...

Kepada ayah dan ibu arwah Adelia, Muhammad Nizzam Aminuddin dan Fariza Tukir
yes, we are strangers but my deepest condolence to u and ur family
May Allah give you strength during this difficult moment
Berat mata memandang, berat lagi bahu memikul...
May justice prevail!!

Yeayyy...now I have 2 of them!!

Alhamdulillah.....all praise to Allah,
for yet another greatest joy.
Now Abang Aiman has a little sister.. Baby Humaira :)

~ Abang Aiman ajak Adik borak on Sunday morning. Semoga kedua-dua anak mama membesar menjadi anak yg soleh & solehah dan berjaya di dunia dan akhirat! Mmmmmuuuaaahhhhhh~
~

Sunday 12.30 am
- Went to the toilet, motip: "hishh..rasa mcm paip bocor!"
- contemplating: leaking..tak leaking..leaking...tak leaking??
- end result: went back to bed sebab ngantuk...hehehe

2 am
- went to the toilet again
- was going back to sleep when whoooshhhh.....OK confirm leaking!
- kejut babah & sedia apa yang patut
- nasib baik opah and kebetulan tok abah & tok mama ada kat umah, blh tolong tgk Aiman

3 am
- reached KMC
- CTG reactive, os closed still, irregular contraction
- checked in dalam ward
- Sempat layan HBO, makan mee goreng mamak.. hahahaha

5 am
- Cik kontraksi datang menjengah every 5 minutes.. adoiiiyaaaaaaaa
- Midwife dtg checked, kepala dah turun..tak lama dah ni

9.30 am
- pushed to LR
- Os baru 3-4cm
- Dalam hati : nasib baik laaa nak terberanak harini, sempat dgn Dr Su :D
- Painful painful painful contraction set in
- Mintak pethidine.... lalok...

10 am++
- ARM done...liquor clear...perrghhh...tsunami atas katil....
- contraction contraction contraction....nk patah pinggang!!!
- Midwife urut2 belakang....Dr Su picit2 urut2 kaki.. oh Dr Su, i lap u!

12++pm
- aiyaaaa.......rasa mcm nk push dah ni
- Dr Su came to check: ok dah full dah ni, blh start pushing bila ada contraction!
- After a few bouts of pushing, at 12.40 pm taaadaaaa bb pun kuar uwaaaaaaa
uwaaaaaaa BW: 3.28kg
- Oh anakku....babah meleleh ayaq mata, azan & iqamahkan baby
- Dr Su pun buat la apa yg patut kat hujung katil nun
- Babah tgk ada darah, mau permisi dulu ya buk dokter...hihihihi
- Selesai semua, balik la bilik....
- Abang Aiman tersengih memanjang...VERY the excited..."sayaaaaang adik".. alahai
so sweet!

~ Wan Aysha Humaira~

Safety First (2)

Smlm cerita pasal bapak perokok yg letak anak kecik dia atas peha sambil pecut kete.
Harini nak citer pasal some parents yg guna car seat utk anak2 mereka.
Dulu2, zaman takde anak, tak penah amik pusing pun pasal kewujudan car seat ni.
Bila dah ada Aiman, car seat ni compulsory di Oz.
Selalunya kita boleh je pasang sendiri car seat kat kereta kita.
Ada jugak kedai yg jual car seat dan sediakan kemudahan utk tolong pasangkan skali, to make sure kita beli car seat yg betul, dan cara pasang pun betul.

Car seat ni pulak bergantung kepada umur anak2...
Utk yg newborn, sampai ke toddler
Bila dah besar sikit, up pakai booster pulak sblm boleh up up lagi pakai seat belt je (wajib for all passengers, baik passenger kat depan mahupun di belakang).

So bila anak dah kena ikat elok2 kat seat blkg, baru la mak bapak buleh start the journey.
Dulu masa Aiman baby, nak hantar dia gi bbsitter, otw meraung jer.
Time tu dah la sorang2 dok drive.
Last2 tak tahan, terpaksa la berenti kat mana2 baru blh angkat dia.
Mana boleh letak kat depan..
Nak mampos kena saman!!?
Terbabas lampu merah pun kena saman $300!
Melayang duit mak!
Eh silap, duit laki mak!

~dulu time saya kecik, saya kena ikat duduk kat seat saya, sebab tu muka saya sedih~

~bila saya dah besar sket saya duduk atas booster~

Kat msia ni, bagus la ada parents yg guna car seat utk anak2 derang.
Tapi yg tak bestnya, kebanyakan car seat tu saya perasan diletakkan di seat depan.
Pastu anak pun letak mcm tu je, tak buckle betul2...
Kalau la terjadi apa2, anak tu dah la tak strapped properly,
mau melayang cium dashboard, tak pun melayang cium cermin kete pastu boleh tergolek atas jalan.. Pastu ada kete lain tak sempat nk brake..pastu..............
huishhh....Nauzubillah!!

Mmg bagus ada child car seat ni, especially kalau kita terpaksa drive sorang2.
Takkan nak pangku baby kat atas peha kita kot.
Cuma kalau blh maybe better diletakkan car seat itu kat belakang.
Mmg kita akan ter-distracted kalau anak meraung melalak.
Kejap2 tgk belakang masa drive...kejap2 tgk belakang masa drive.
Nak buat mcmana..

Kalau letak kat car seat kat sebelah pun sama jugak,
Kejap2 toleh tepi, kejap2 toleh tepi.
Tapi rasanya letak kat seat depan lagi membahayakan compared to seat di blkg.
Tak ker??
So kena la bijak melayan anak sama.
Bagi dia puting ke, bagi dia pegang toy ke...ajak dia nyanyi2 ker...
Susah2 bagi ubat tido.. hahahahahahaha *kijam!!!*

Safety First (1)

Dua tiga hari lepas, semasa on the way balik ke rumah, saya berhenti kat satu persimpangan ni...lampu merah.
Sambil layan borak ngan Aiman, saya pun toleh ke kiri.
Huuuihhh...sedikit terkujat! (sbb bukan first time saya tgk scenario ini)
Why kenapa?
Sebab ada driver cinonet isap ting ting kat sebelah saya!!

Terer btul driver tu... rasanya umur pun tak sampai 2 tahun!
Seluar pun mcm nak terlondeh (nappy dah penuh le tu kekdahnya!)
Berdiri baeekkkk sambil pegang stereng keta dan melompat2 keriangan!
Mcmana ek driver cinonet tu nak tekan pedal brake segala bagai?
Sampai ke kaki kemetot dia tu?

Eh eh mcm empuk pulak nampak car seat special dia
Laaaaa perut Bapak dia rupanya!!
Ini sudah bagus...
2 drivers in a car!
With special air tummy bag

So saya follow je kete tu...
Ingatkan bapak dia nak letak balik driver cinonet tu kat sebelah..
Tapi tak pun, mereka berkongsi minat memandu bersama2 dgn kelajuan sekitar 80-90km/j
Lori, trailer, bas ada di kiri kanan jalan.
Vrrrooommmmmm dia pecut!
Bapaknya satu tangan pegang stereng, satu tgn terkeluar kat tingkap pegang duit rokok.
Driver cinonet, dua2 tangan pegang stereng (at least dia tak merokok, cuma sedut dgn best je asap rokok tu).....

Dalam hati: Bagus punya bapak..kecik2 dah ajar anak ko merempit bawak kete ye! Dah la pegi pangku anak sambil bwk kete. Kalu eksiden???? lu sendiri pk la beb!!

Aiman pulak: Mamaaa...nak duduk atas mama bawak car jugak mcm bb tadi... babah dia bagi!
*Haaaaiiiiiippppppppp........ai babab u nanti!*

~budak yg suka merempit jugak bawak kete time kecik2 dulu~
** gambar budak kecik berposing ini diambil selepas kereta selamat parking yer**

Kesimpulan: Sapa2 yg penah buat mcm ni, udah2 ler...bahaya! U bring hazard to others as well. Sila sayangi nyawa anda, keluarga anda dan nyawa org di sekeliling anda! Nanti nak citer pasal car seat pulak....

Dah Isnin balik??

Sudah pun minggu ke dua bulan Mac.
Cepat sungguh masa berlalu.
Produktifkah hari minggu saya?
Jawapannya: Agak produktif!
Sebab berjaya mencuci toilet dgn dibantu oleh Aiman sambil terbongkok2 gaya bibik.
Kemudian basuh cadar, basuh baju, sidai baju, sidai cadar, lipat baju, lipat cadar..
basuh baju lagi...lipat baju lagi (tatau berapa round)
Hmm...nesting instinct sudah bermula!

Incik suami juga sgt baik hati turut mengvakum serta mengemop lantai, membersihkan taman yg sekangkang kera itu, kemudian beralih kerjaya menjadi Chef!
Kesian dia, tapi cooking kan his passion! And I fully support his passion! ;D
Terima kaseyyyy!!!!

~yeay... frangipani sudah berbunga!!~

~pokok herba east meets west~

Smlm masa tgh mengemas, tetiba terdengar suara apek yg beli old news paper tu lah..
Dulu2 rasanya dia pasang kaset yg berbunyi:
'beli surat khabar lama... beli bateri lama...old news paper.. ching chong ching chong'

Tapi sekarang list barangan dah bertambah:
'Beli surat khabar lama, beli bateri lama, beli tilam lama, beli komputer lama, beli besi lama....beli botol lama'

Sudah berkembang maju apek itu.....
At least dia rajin round2 keliling taman nak cari customer beli besi buruk, paper lama etc.
Tapi ada pulak org yg pendek akal..
Amik jalan mudah
Pergi pow besi yg tutup longkang/lubang kat tgh2 jalan.

Masuk ni dah tak terkira berapa byk besi kat tengah jln yg kena curi.
Yang bahayanya sebab lubang yg ternganga tu besar!
Kalau ada budak kecik berjalan mlm2 tak nampak lubang tu, sure blh patah kaki!

Ada tu yg maybe nak bagi warning ada lubang besar kat situ.
Tapi diletaknya kayu panjang.
Kalau org tak perasan esp yg bawak motor ke, pastu kayu tu jadi tersenget ke..
Blh melayang nyawa tertusuk duri sembilu luka badan
Tak ke haru...

Kepada pencilok2 di sana...
Insaflah
Tak baik curi2 barang yg bukan hak kita
Nanti kat 'sana' kelak kena soal siasat...

Serupa jugak dgn org2 yg gegeh kutip beras ngan syiling yg bertaburan baru2 ini..
Kalau niat di hati kutip sebab nak tolong, tak pe
Tapi kalu masuk poket sendiri...masuk mulut sindiri..jadi darah daging maaa...
Ish ish ishh...*geleng kepala*


***tetiba rasa mcm nak buat makan ini

Maaf..saya tak berminat

Happy Friday peepsss...
Tadi baru je melayan org buat promo Ast*o kat tepon.
Sorry la dik....ahkak tak berminat la promosi2 dalam tepon ni.
Tapi sebab u beriya dan bersemangat sangat nak promo, so ahkak layan jer ler walopun awal2 lagi ahkak dah sound, i dont want to waste ur time ye!
Siap suh amek no tepon dia in case later2 berminat nak subscribe to that particular promotion.

Tu pasal promo Ast*o.
Belum lagi part org tepon nak promote kredit kad.
Malas betul nak layan!

Ada sekali tu promotion dari M*yba**
Minah ni dok pot pet pot pet apa ntah
Rasanya dah cakap NO, not interested
Alih2.. sebulan lepas tu sampai kredit kad kat umah
Aiikk..bila masa pulak saya mintak?
Tak pernah guna pun tapi sebab atas dasar undang2 gomen, terpaksa jugak saya terbayar yg RM50 fees tu...(tu la asyik bertangguh nak cancel!)

Apa2 pun last month dah selamat saya kensel itu kad.
Now ada satu je duit plastik.
Tu pun gegeh nak bayar hutang.
Bila ntah nak settle...pastu baru buleh duduk diam2!

Dulu2 masa kat oz, time pakai landline mmg byk betul telemarketers yg telefon buat promotion la, buat survey la.
Survey tu blh terima lagi, sbb kdg2 dia bg imbuhan ie. voucher
tapi telemarketers yg call nk buat promotion ie. suh tukar telephone provider la, promo holiday la very mengjengkelkan!
Dah la yg tepon tu ckp slang sepesen je species yg goyang2 kepala (agaknya call dari India kot)
Pening nak paham apa yg dia cakap.

source: google image from here

Ada sekali tu, telemarketer ni tepon dan buat promotion pasal holiday package ke haper ntah.
Saya awal2 dah ckp 'Sorry but I'm not interested!'
Pastu dgn suara tak puas hati dia, boleh pulak dia tanya 'why are u not interested? u havent heard about the promotion yet!'

Pastu saya jawab 'I know but whtever it is that u want to promote, I am not interested, thank you' (rasa mcm dah abis baik dah ckp kat dia)
And then dia fire balik dgn nada high tone kata tak bagi can dia explain!
hek eleh..mamat ni!!
Malas nak layan saya terus letak tepon...
A few minutes after that, telemarketer pompuan pulak yg kol... nk ckp pasal benda yg sama!
huihhhh beta hangen sungguh!!

Kadang2 tu, saje je kalau terjawab panggilan telemarketers ni...
terus2 buat suara budak kecik lentok2
hahahaha
'hello?? who is this... mommy's not here. bye'
Tak pun terus ckp "haaaa....what you talk2? Me no speak engrish!!"
Keh3x....

source: cartoonstock.com