Can I help you miss?

Let me tell you about some of my not so delightful incidents when going to a restaurant/cafe/warung dan yg sewaktu dengannya.

Scene One:
Recent incident @ kedai pizza yg terkenal tu lah:
Dah la service slow, waiter pun sekejap2 dtg tanya nak reconfirm order. Ok so he was a trainee, acceptable lah for his slowness. And then mintak set lain, bawak mai set lain; got an extra drink and bread sticks. I dont mind, infact terima dgn mulut terbuka. But being a Muslim, tak elok la kan mkn benda yg kita tak bayar. Jadi darah daging kita kan. So bila tanya balik the 'real' staff, rupa2nya memang dia tersilap bagi set, but nevermind she said, we can have it for free. Alhamdulillah, rezeki. And then, tgk2 pizza tu pulak was not super supreme! Tak sure pizza amende tapi takpe la, nasib baik sedap aje.
Mkn punya mkn, minum punya minum, baru boyfriend perasan ada anak lipas penyek kat dlm air dia (melekat kat gelas). I was like uurrghhhhh!!!!!! minum dah separuh... aiyaaaaa...... kurang asam sungguh!
When we went to the counter to pay, dah bayar etc, then I told adik counter tu, "Adik, next time sebelum serve air kat customer, make sure gelas bersih. tadi ada jumpa anak lipas dlm gelas. Tak elok la kan."
Naib baik adik tu said, "Mintak maaf ye kak" bla bla bla...
ok fineeeee...

Scene two:
Incident restaurant depan rumah.
Masa ni baru2 je masuk rumah. Saja la testing kat restaurant ni, sebab dekat sgt dgn rumah. We ordered nasik ayam + Milo ais. Bila milo aisnya datang, tgk2 bhgian atas gelas tu mcm errr...not so clean lah. Lepas tu tgh2 dok asyik mkn nasik ayam (dah la ayam kecik) sambil selak2 kulit ayam ittew then...jeng jeng jeng... tidaaaakkkkk... kenapa ada telur lalat??????? why on my plate??
aduuhhh.. mati terus selera nak mkn.
Bila byr kat kaunter tu, I told the guy, nasik ayam tu ada telur lalat lah. Dia pulak mcm blur blur... "huh ye ke? hah tak pe lah, tak payah bayar lah utk nasik tu".
Selamat la u ols kena blacklisted from me hokey!

Scene 3:
This was last year kat uptown bangsar. My brother nak belanja mkn western. Mmg ramai la org kat foodcourt ni. So I ordered sirloin black pepper steak, and my bro ordered T-bone steak with diane sauce. Lupa pulak what my sister and mom ordered tp lbh kurang sama la menunya.
Tungguuu lama then ada la sorang POKCIK TUA ni hantar mknan kitorg, letak2 pinggan terus nak blah. I asked him NICELY lah, "pakcik, yang ni sirloin steak ke?" (sambil point kat pinggan depan mata. Tetiba je POKCIK TUA ni mcm hangen, jawab high tone, "awak order apa tadi???"
"saya order sirloin black pepper steak", i said sambil dlm hati dah mcm apahal org tua ni?
"hah kalau awak order sirloin black pepper, sirloin black pepper lah!"
"tak de la, saya tanya sebab tak tahu, takut tertukar dgn org lain punya order" (masa ni still blh control suara lg)
"saya keje kat sini, saya tau la sirloin black pepper tu mcmana!" org tua tu jawab.
"pakcik, awak mmg patut tau la sebab awak pekerja, saya ni tanya sebab saya ni bukan keje sini!" (start my high tone jugak lah)
"awak mkn je la apa yg awak order tu bla bla bla bla.... dia membebel"
Org keliling dah tgk dah... "WHATEVER LAAA!!" i shouted to him.
Dia pun blah mcm tuh je.
Adooiiii...baranya dlm hati masa tu. mkn pun tak habis, bukannya sedap pun ko masak!
Org tanya baik2, jawab la baik2.. susah sgt ker pakcik!???? Patutnya makin tua, makin wiser la sket. Mcmana org nak respect, kalau awak sendiri tak respect kat orang?
Kedai ni pun selamat dah kena blacklists jugak!!
Menci!